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    Here's a good one!

    Obama waits until after Hilliary gets the nomination, then he has the Justice Department indict her for all the covert "bribes" she accepted in the form of donations from foreign companies to the Clinton Foundation at the same time those foreign companies had business pending before the state department. Maybe something about the emails too, but the latter merely compromised national security, while the former really is illegal in a much bigger way.

    but I digress. anyway, Obama has the Justice Department indict Hilliary after she wins the nomination. So the Democrats need a new candidate. and so Obama proposes....Michelle to be the candidate instead!


    Hey, they really love the Washington adulation and Obama is a great campaigner. We could have another 8 years of an Obama administration this way!

    Does this make a tingle run down anyone's leg? (Chris Matthews joke...)
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    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Is this thread limited to political conspiracies? Because if not...

    Katy Perry is actually JonBenet Ramsey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet View Post
    Is this thread limited to political conspiracies?
    Nope. We can make up stuff like they are going to do a remake of The Odd Couple starring Caitlyn Jenner and RuPaul.....
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    Just had to listen to a conversation between 3 coworkers about chemtrails and weather modification and the government etc. Ugh, I could not get away fast enough when I could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    Just had to listen to a conversation between 3 coworkers about chemtrails and weather modification and the government etc. Ugh, I could not get away fast enough when I could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet View Post
    Is this thread limited to political conspiracies? Because if not...

    Katy Perry is actually JonBenet Ramsey!
    I heard that and laughed hysterically. I mean....come on.....
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    Donald Trump does not want to be President. He just wanted to mess with people and extort a few concessions from the Republican party and then lose and go on his way. It is really screwing up his plans actually to be winning.

    If he wins the election, he won't even serve out his first term. He'll get bored and resign.

    So what really matters will be his choice for VP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Donald Trump does not want to be President. He just wanted to mess with people and extort a few concessions from the Republican party and then lose and go on his way. It is really screwing up his plans actually to be winning.

    If he wins the election, he won't even serve out his first term. He'll get bored and resign.

    So what really matters will be his choice for VP.
    Michelle Bachman, just to prove that not only can you indict a ham sandwich, you can elect one, too.

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    I'm warning you know, don't read this unless you're prepared to live with it forever. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    I warned you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Michelle Bachman, just to prove that not only can you indict a ham sandwich, you can elect one, too.
    No, no, no. Palin will be Trump's Veep.
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    I'm warning you know, don't read this unless you're prepared to live with it forever. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    I warned you.
    Does he breathe through his eyelids? (Bull Durham reference)
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    Why does he keep calling me meat? I'm the one with the Porsche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Why does he keep calling me meat? I'm the one with the Porsche.
    She's 60 years old!

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    God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
    He did know.
    How?
    I told him.
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    Saw an even better version of a prior conspiracy theory, one that is given much more credence by the acceptance by Bryan Pagliano of an offer of immunity. He is the person who reportedly set up and ran Hilliary's home server (multiple sources all over; pick the one that gives you the spin you like best).

    Obama does not want Hilliary to be President after him, he does not trust her at all. However, he doesn't want Sanders to be the nominee either. So he waits until Hilliary has an overwhelming lead in delegate count, and then blackmails her. "You support the person I want, and I'll give you a pardon after the election." She has to step down from the race (maybe it will be a "health scare" like a bogus brain aneurysm or something). She doesn't comply, she gets indicted before the convention. She does comply, they stall the indictment until after the election but she gets pardoned before it can go to trial.

    Meanwhile, Mrs. Carlos Danger will be a sacrificial offering. She is toast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
    He did know.
    How?
    I told him.
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    Meanwhile, Mrs. Carlos Danger will be a sacrificial offering. She is toast.
    Hillary's secret lezzy love interest? Nah, she'll skate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Hillary's secret lezzy love interest? Nah, she'll skate.
    Why do you think Carlos is always out trolling the internets for some action and danger?
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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