Page 1 of 29 1234567891011 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 567

Thread: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

  1. #1
    Kichizapi Chetan
    Join Date
    Aug 1999
    Location
    Engelstad Arena
    Posts
    11,681

    Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    There are so many fleeting, yet beautifully absurd, conspiracy theories out there I thought we need a space to share and enjoy.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved.

    North Dakota Hockey:

  2. #2
    Kichizapi Chetan
    Join Date
    Aug 1999
    Location
    Engelstad Arena
    Posts
    11,681

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    WT1190F is a piece of space junk that'll burn up in earth's atmosphere on November 13. It is cylindrical and in a highly elliptical orbit. It would seem to be a spent booster rocket.

    MH370 is a missing airliner.

    I just heard a couple of LA radio guys speculate ...

    WT1190F == MH370
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved.

    North Dakota Hockey:

  3. #3
    there's a good buck in that racket.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    35,571

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    MH370 was blown up to kill all the AIDS researchers

  4. #4

    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Secret Lair
    Posts
    50,776

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    There are so many fleeting, yet beautifully absurd, conspiracy theories out there I thought we need a space to share and enjoy.
    Truly a worthy effort, but the moon is still a hologram.
    2016 USCHO POSER OF THE YEAR

    "The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance." -- Thomas Paine

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014

  5. #5

    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Secret Lair
    Posts
    50,776

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    MH370 was blown up to kill all the AIDS researchers
    That's ridiculous, as it was hijacked by Iran to be transformed into a nuclear weapon.
    2016 USCHO POSER OF THE YEAR

    "The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance." -- Thomas Paine

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014

  6. #6
    Drunkard
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    The Promised Land
    Posts
    17,155

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    I'll find a link later if I remember to do so, but...

    Stevie Wonder can see.

  7. #7
    Kichizapi Chetan
    Join Date
    Aug 1999
    Location
    Engelstad Arena
    Posts
    11,681

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved.

    North Dakota Hockey:

  8. #8

    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Secret Lair
    Posts
    50,776

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    I like to think that Biggie and Tupac are gay married on an island in the South Pacific. They invent new rhymes each morning, perform them only once for the natives, and then forget them, like sand mandalas.
    2016 USCHO POSER OF THE YEAR

    "The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance." -- Thomas Paine

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014

  9. #9
    Kichizapi Chetan
    Join Date
    Aug 1999
    Location
    Engelstad Arena
    Posts
    11,681

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Jade Helm
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved.

    North Dakota Hockey:

  10. #10
    NICKERSON HAS [CENSORED]
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Mountain View, CA
    Posts
    16,858

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Here's a good list of every insane crackpot theory out there: http://board.uscho.com/search.php?do...st&showposts=1
    Last edited by French Rage; 11-06-2015 at 03:49 PM.

    Cornell '04, Stanford '06


    KDR

    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Shirtless Bob That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

  11. #11
    lubba wubba dub dub
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    North Haverbrook
    Posts
    29,039

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Here's a good list of every insane crackpot theory out there: http://board.uscho.com/search.php?searchid=757818
    "These are not the results you're looking for."

    vBulletin Message
    Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    Women and I have an understanding. They tend to stay away from me, and I tend to understand that I'm repulsive to them. It's not my favorite understanding.

  12. #12
    NICKERSON HAS [CENSORED]
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Mountain View, CA
    Posts
    16,858

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    "These are not the results you're looking for."
    Try it now.

    Cornell '04, Stanford '06


    KDR

    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Shirtless Bob That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

  13. #13
    lubba wubba dub dub
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    North Haverbrook
    Posts
    29,039

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Try it now.
    "That's some good [fixin'], Lou."
    "You gotta love what you do, Chief."
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    Women and I have an understanding. They tend to stay away from me, and I tend to understand that I'm repulsive to them. It's not my favorite understanding.

  14. #14

    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    20904/13677/07677/07621
    Posts
    29,756

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Anything involving the New England Patriots. They've won all their Super Bowls since the Patriot Act was passed!

  15. #15
    lubba wubba dub dub
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    North Haverbrook
    Posts
    29,039

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Anything involving the New England Patriots. They've won all their Super Bowls since the Patriot Act was passed!
    PATRIOT Act was in 2001. The 18-1 season, where they lost to the New Jersey Giants in Super Bowl XLII was in 2007.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    Women and I have an understanding. They tend to stay away from me, and I tend to understand that I'm repulsive to them. It's not my favorite understanding.

  16. #16
    there's a good buck in that racket.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    35,571
    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    PATRIOT Act was in 2001. The 18-1 season, where they lost to the New Jersey Giants in Super Bowl XLII was in 2007.
    They've lost some too
    But won all of them since

    "We are all patriots!"

  17. #17
    They ignore ridicule & fight; I win
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    40,435

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Information has been found about the front man for the illuminati....

    ...AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! dun-duh-dun-dun... dun-duh-dun-dun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6bvqBBpjUs
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
    May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
    Quote Originally Posted by jericho on rpitv's chat
    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    So flaggy: you win.

  18. #18
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    between Scylla and Charybdis
    Posts
    8,462

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Here's a FlagDUD special:

    Obama wants to let in Syrian refugees that include covert ISIS operatives, because he actually wants them to commit mass murders inside the US. That will then be his excuse to declare martial law and evade the 22nd Amendment.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

  19. #19

    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    20904/13677/07677/07621
    Posts
    29,756
    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Here's a FlagDUD special:

    Obama wants to let in Syrian refugees that include covert ISIS operatives, because he actually wants them to commit mass murders inside the US. That will then be his excuse to declare martial law and evade the 22nd Amendment.
    You'd have to wipe out the other 2 branches of government to do it.

    Looks like I'm going to have to visit Site Y and make sure the foodstuffs and ammunition are up to date.

  20. #20
    DYKWIA? FadeToBlack&Gold's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    America's Great Comeback City™, LOL
    Posts
    24,634

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Looks like I'm going to have to visit Site Y and make sure the foodstuffs and ammunition are up to date.
    You mean his Imperialness hasn't stopped you from stockpiling yet?
    Michigan Tech: "Working with scraps and guys from places so remote that Houghton seems like a metropolis"

    Boosh Factor (4/04/17): 5.242424

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •