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  • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Not a bad effort from the Branch Dildoians.

    The suit, which names Sen. Harry Reid (R-NV), his son, Rory, U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro and President Obama as defendants, calls for Bundy to be released from federal custody and awarded $50 million in damages.

    In the complaint, Bundy alleges Reid deployed “the equivalent of federal storm-troopers” to meet Bundy’s “peaceful cowboys” defending their grazing rights on public lands. The suit states the “invasion and armed assault” was intended to remove Bundy so Reid and his son could profit off the sale of the land to buyer “reported to be communist Chinese.”
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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Not a bad effort from the Branch Dildoians.
      If you think you're getting the shaft from tbe government, the why not go for it??
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        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        If you think you're getting the shaft from tbe government, the why not go for it??
        Well, we could start here. Hopefully he'll have to pay both sides' legal fees.

        Dude's not a patriot. He's just a crook.
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          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          Goggle Hillary Reptilian. You will be busy for the rest of the day. ATS has so many threads about it their mods stepped in to try to unify them.

          My favorite Comment: "When Chelsea hatched from an egg you'd think that should have set off a few alarm bells."
          I'll save you the trouble: Linkage.
          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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          • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

            Conspiracy theory? Here's "The Nightly" (with corresponding apologies to Donald Fagen).
            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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            • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

              This is a nice one. Search YouTube for "Act of 1871" for hours of fun.
              Last edited by Kepler; 05-11-2016, 03:37 PM.
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                Explains a lot.
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                • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

                  I hate my species.
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                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    Seriously. If I had a button that removed all traces of humanity from existence, I would have to contemplate what I would do.
                    Code:
                    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

                      Nah, you're confusing your quantifiers. There's nothing wrong with ∀. The problems crop up with ∃.

                      Don't throw humanity out with the knuckle draggers.
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                        You're going to have to explain that one.
                        Code:
                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

                          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          You're going to have to explain that one.
                          I have faith in you.
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                          • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

                            I haven't been reading this thread, so sorry if I'm reposting, but I saw this and had to add it: Finland isn't real.

                            https://m.reddit.com/r/finlandConspi..._need_to_know/

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                            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Seriously. If I had a button that removed all traces of humanity from existence, I would have to contemplate what I would do.
                              That's the spirit. Or you could always, you know, find an aspect of humanity you particularly enjoy and immerse yourself in it. But I guess that's a lot harder than sitting around and *****ing about things all day. Sort of silly for people to complain about the machine while simultaneously volunteering to be a cog in it.
                              I wish I am able to live long enough to do all the things I was attributed to.

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                              • Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

                                No, I understand there are good parts, but lately the shltty parts have been outweighing the best parts of humanity.
                                Code:
                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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