Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Apparently the top of the strike zone is up around the nipples tonight.

[bronconick]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

2 losses to Pelfrey. What a quality 75 win team.

[Spartanforlife4]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

One of my friends went down yesterday for the DH. I think he ended up only seeing five innings.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

We've taken so many check swings on 3rd strikes, I've got to look twice to make sure Brandon Inge isn't in the lineup.

Swing the ****ing bat, boys.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Gotta play .600 ball the rest of the season just to hit 90 wins.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

This team is about as useless as Stevie Wonder's drivers license.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

HICKS!!

1-0, top 4.

At least someone got the dick out of his hand and swung the bat. See how that works?

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

This team is about as useless as Stevie Wonder's drivers license.

Weren't the Tigers predicted to flop this year? It looks like the Central is the Indians and everyone else.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Weren't the Tigers predicted to flop this year? It looks like the Central is the Indians and everyone else.

They were supposed to finish 2nd. KC is going to sell, the White Sox have already sold and just aren't good, and the Twins supposedly didn't have the starting pitching. Instead, KC is still not good, the White Sox are still going to trade Frazier and Quintana at the deadline, but the Twins have surprisingly had their rotation hold up so far.

The Tigers are facing the same problem most contending teams have once they've passed their shelf life: when they go, it's not going to be gradual.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

From what I'm reading, there's a very good chance that Tyler Collins is no longer a Tiger.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

From what I'm reading, there's a very good chance that Tyler Collins is no longer a Tiger.

Captain Middle Finger is going elsewhere?

[Hammer]

Captain Middle Finger is going elsewhere?

He's out of options and he's in a 5-61 slump with 30 Ks. I think he's getting DFA'd.

[MissThundercat]

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He's out of options and he's in a 5-61 slump with 30 Ks. I think he's getting DFA'd.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[Spartanforlife4]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

He's out of options and he's in a 5-61 slump with 30 Ks. I think he's getting DFA'd.

And he has been.

Didn't he have a game to break his 0 for 20 where he went three for four? Take that out and it's 2-57.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Romine reaches base on an error to break up the perfecto in the 7th.