Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Miggy to the 10-day DL (yes, that's a thing this year).

Verlander was Verlander last night.....until the 6th inning, when everything went straight to hell on a rocket sled.

[manurespreader]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

I'm convinced he is tipping his pitches in some way.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

He could very well be, although they didn't hit him that hard last night. His control just went AWOL.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

JaCoby Jones to the DL after getting one in the chops today. Jim Adduci called up from Toledo.

I'm not really sure just who Jim Adduci is.

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

7-1 lead in the 3rd inning.

Let's see how the pitching staff blows this one.

[Hammer]

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A passed ball on a 3rd strike scores 2. And for once it went our way, so I don't have to scream like an idiot.

[Hammer]

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Dammit. I thought it was the 9th inning.

[Hammer]

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HICKS!!

13-4, top 9

Scary part is, we might need those runs.

[Hammer]

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13-4 final

[Hammer]

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UPTON!!

6-2, bottom 4

King Felix left after 48 pitches.

3 pitches later.....

[Hammer]

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AVILA!!

7-2, bottom 4

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Okay, Seattle needs to go get this Heston guy. He's given up 11 total bases in the span of about 7 pitches, including a triple to Jim Adduci (whose identity I'm still not sure about).

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Now look, Mr. Zimmerman. We are NOT here to play "monkey see, monkey do" tonight. Please cease and desist from giving up cannon shots into the bullpens. Thank you for your consideration.

[Hammer]

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Okay, if we blow this one, fire everyone. 16 runs should be enough to win 3 games.

Seattle's gonna need a backup shortstop to mop up this one by the time it's all done. It's 16-4 in the 5th.

[Hammer]

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Mmmmmm.......Kristen Keith.