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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Kentucky shutting down it's last abortion clinic.

    http://www.npr.org/2017/09/06/548739...orms-abortions
    Is that legal? Isn't this going to run afoul of being a de facto ban on abortions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Is that legal? Isn't this going to run afoul of being a de facto ban on abortions?
    Anti-abortion nuts tell me "there are other places that provide family planning services." When asked to name one, their mind invariably goes blank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Is that legal? Isn't this going to run afoul of being a de facto ban on abortions?
    Like they give a ****?

    No, it's not legal. But it's the methodology they've used to set women's health care back 500 years.
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    So, Missourians are going to love their local branch of Satanists

    Abortion Access in Missouri Is Getting Easier, Thanks to Planned Parenthood and Satanists
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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

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    So, Missourians are going to love their local branch of Satanists

    Abortion Access in Missouri Is Getting Easier, Thanks to Planned Parenthood and Satanists
    This is interesting:

    Missouri’s recent stroke of good fortune in the reproductive rights realm may have to do with intervention from the fiery underworld. On Monday, the Satanic Temple argued in a Missouri court that the state’s abortion restrictions violate worshippers’ rights to free religious practice. The organization is challenging two Missouri laws: one that requires patients to look at unscientific anti-abortion propaganda and another that forces them to wait 72 hours between their initial consultations and a second appointments for their abortions. Satanic Temple members argue that their religion prizes rational, independent thought and that forcing Satanists to read anti-abortion pamphlets and “consider a religious proposition with which they do not agree” during the 72-hour waiting period constitutes a violation of their beliefs.
    As I recall some conservatives warned that the whole "religious freedumb" con could be easily turned against them.

    I hope they also invent a Satanist creation theory involving sex dwarfs and leopard skin rugs and then force the state leg to "teach the controversy." Apparently the only way to dampen the dingbats' attempts to smuggle the Death Cult back into the schools is to find or create something so obvious even they will understand it, then rub their faces in it until they've had enough.
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    Tell you what... since it's always men talking about abortion, how about chastity devices for men?

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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    http://www.startribune.com/federal-j...een/451503483/

    A federal judge on Wednesday ordered the U.S. government to allow an undocumented teenager in their custody to have an abortion, after saying she was “astounded” the Trump administration was trying to prevent the procedure.

    Lawyers for Attorney General Jeff Sessions signaled to U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan in Washington that the 17-year-old, who crossed the border from Mexico illegally last month, did not have a constitutional right to an elective abortion in federal custody, unless it was a medical emergency.

    Chutkan, an Obama administration nominee, said the government appeared to be presenting the teenager identified in court papers as “Jane Doe” with two options: Voluntarily return to a nation she fled to procure an abortion, or carry an unwanted pregnancy to term.

    “I am astounded by that position,” Chutkan said in a 40-minute hearing that was mostly consumed by a back-and-forth between the judge and Scott Stewart, a deputy assistant attorney general.

    She ordered the government to transport the teenager to have the procedure — or allow her guardian to transport her — “promptly and without delay.”
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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    I wish the federal judge would issue a decision that reads, in full:

    It's the law of the land, you f-cking iron age f-cks. Either change the Constitution or get over it, you fanatical, ignorant saps.
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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

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    Quelle surprise:

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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Quelle surprise:



    The mark of sound, intelligent legislation is when you try to rush it through without expert testimony.
    It has no chance of becoming law since Wolf will veto it. It's a symbolic vote for GOP gubernatorial candidates to run on next year to appeal to the joe's of the world who only care about that issue.

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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Quelle surprise:



    The mark of sound, intelligent legislation is when you try to rush it through without expert testimony.
    That's every Republican bill for the last 10 years across the entire country. They destroy everything they touch.
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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    “Right now, a number of state laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change."

    So...forced C-sections at eight months then?

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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ticapnews View Post
    “Right now, a number of state laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change."

    So...forced C-sections at eight months then?
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    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    "They're RIPPING babies out of vaginas!"
    Oh god I forgot about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    "They're RIPPING babies out of vaginas!"
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