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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostYes.
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https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/me...ocolate-pastryThe preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
"Hey, Dad (or Mom, whatever...), what did you do at work today?"
Parent who works in IT: "I watched a blue line go from left to right across a screen all day.""Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
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"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
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The bean has a smell that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Oh sure, everyone says they want to keep Christmas traditional. But when I dress up as the Krampus, put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I've gone too far.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostOh sure, everyone says they want to keep Christmas traditional. But when I dress up as the Krampus, put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I've gone too far."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostOh sure, everyone says they want to keep Christmas traditional. But when [the hospital maternity ward relocates into a barn next to sheep and cattle], suddenly [they]'ve gone too far."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
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It's been 8 years, and Rick Astley still refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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What do you call mixing coffee with hard liquor?
Getting ready for work.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
A visit with the Ethics Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your funding.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Chronically red nose, can stay up all night, peers find him obnoxious... are we sure Rudolph isn't strung out on cocaine?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostChronically red nose, can stay up all night, peers find him obnoxious... are we sure Rudolph isn't strung out on cocaine?Cornell University
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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions." It will have exercise equipment the first two weeks of the year, then it will be transformed into a bar."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Me at age 25: why do adults like HGTV?
Now: Tile floors with THOSE cabinets? What's your problem, lady?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post3 people walk into a bar. One's a vegan, one's a marathoner, and one does Pilates. Who talks first?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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