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  • #46
    Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

    A wife told her husband one night, "I'm moving to Vegas. There are women there making $1,000 a night doing what I give you for free."

    Husband says "I'm coming with you."

    Wife says "why?"

    Husband says "I want to see how you live on $2,000 a year."
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    • #47
      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      Teacher asked for a haiku, so I gave her this:

      Five syllables here.
      Seven syllables there.
      Are you happy now?
      Haikus are easy
      But sometimes they don't make sense
      Refrigerator
      U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
      Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
      I spell Failure with UAF

      Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
      Originally posted by Doyle Woody
      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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      • #48
        Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

        Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
        Haikus are easy
        But sometimes they don't make sense
        Refrigerator
        Haku/Haiku thread.
        I do miss it so darn much.
        Resurrect the thread?
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • #49
          Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Teacher asked for a haiku, so I gave her this:

          Five syllables here.
          Seven syllables there.
          Are you happy now?

          Count to five: simple.
          Count to seven: much harder.
          Better stick to five.

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          • #50
            Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

            I bought a box of Animal Crackers the other day and it stated on the box, " Do not eat if the seal is broken.". I opened the box and sure enough the seal was broken, the lion was broken, the giraffe was broken....
            LETS GO BEARS!

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            "Don't let anyone tell you what we do builds character, it only reveals it." J.Marsh

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            • #51
              Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

              Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!

              I'll show myself out.

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              • #52
                Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                A haiku about getting out of bed:

                no no no no no
                no no no no no no no
                no no no no no
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                • #53
                  Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                  I stopped eating frozen foods. I quit cold turkey.
                  LETS GO BEARS!

                  "Never play flag football in the nude"-Bob Kevoian

                  "Don't let anyone tell you what we do builds character, it only reveals it." J.Marsh

                  SUNY Potsdam '98

                  St.Lawrence '00


                  Mike St. Louis is not a BUM!

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                  • #54
                    Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                    Two men walked into a bar. The other one ducked.
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                    • #55
                      Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                      Q: What was the hippo doing on the freeway?
                      A: About two miles per hour.

                      Person 1: Did you know elephants can hide in trees?
                      Person 2: No.
                      Person 1: See how good at it they are ...
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                      North Dakota Hockey:

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                      • #56
                        Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                        Did you hear about the twins named Amal and Juan?

                        They're identical twins: Once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
                        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                        • #57
                          Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                          Did you hear about the new sushi restaurant opened by a pair of lawyers?

                          It's called Sosumi.

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                          • #58
                            Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            Teacher asked for a haiku, so I gave her this:

                            Five syllables here.
                            Seven syllables there.
                            Are you happy now?
                            No, because your second line only has six syllables.

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                            • #59
                              Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                              Teacher: Do you say prayers before eating?
                              Student: No, ma'am, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.
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                              • #60
                                Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                                What did the alien say to the cat?

                                Take me to your litter!
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