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  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Well you know he isn't a libertarian.
    Or a Michigan grad.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      Or a Michigan grad.
      Or from Texas or a Marine.

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      • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

        https://pics.onsizzle.com/drive-thru...ot-3445235.png
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • I was reading an instruction manual, and I got to the part about needing a screwdriver.. so I got out the orange juice and vodka. Anything after that is a mystery!
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          • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            Ran into a vegan guy who does CrossFit. He told me about CrossFit first.
            I went shopping for some new furniture, and decided I did not want leather. I have leather now, it's just comfortable to me in a chair. When shopping, I said that I didn't want leather, and the sales woman kept going on and on about not harming animals in the making of their furniture. I told her it wasn't an ethics thing, just a comfort thing. Arrrrrgh!
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            • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

              Heard an oldie and goodie (HoF) worthy:

              She offered her honor; he honored her offer; and all night long it was honor and offer.
              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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              • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                Heard an oldie and goodie (HoF) worthy:

                She offered her honor; he honored her offer; and all night long it was honor and offer.
                I've always heard it as:

                Here's to honor. To getting honor. To staying honor. And if you can't come in her, come honor.
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                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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                • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                  This is why girls don't hang out here, guys...
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                  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    This is why girls don't hang out here, guys...
                    Because they can't handle the truth of how men joke with each other when they're not present?
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      Because they can't handle the truth of how men joke with each other when they're not present?
                      Boys joke like that. Men are more creative.
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                      • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Boys joke like that. Men are more creative.
                        The national averages for an adult is a person who reads at a tenth grade level. Now extrapolate that for jokes told by men. Tell me again how men joke vs. how boys joke.
                        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                        "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                        • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          The national averages for an adult is a person who reads at a tenth grade level. Now extrapolate that for jokes told by men. Tell me again how men joke vs. how boys joke.
                          Most adult males are emotionally frozen forever with the intellect, maturity, and wisdom of a 10th grader.
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                            • I'm not upset with Disney for lying to me about finding my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Most adult males are emotionally frozen forever with the intellect, maturity, and wisdom of a 10th grader.
                                Put 15 MENSA men in a locked room for 30 minutes and you end up with a room of jibbering idiots.
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