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  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    Put 15 MENSA men in a locked room for 30 minutes and you end up with a room of jibbering idiots.
    MENSA, maybe. But I've been in plenty of rooms of adult men that didn't descend into this kind of stupidity. Not because it's "wrong," but because it's boring.
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    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      I'm not upset with Disney for lying to me about finding my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
      If this is original you should be able to retire on the royalties. It's brilliant.
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      • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

        So as to offend neither brunettes nor blondes ...

        Kepler and Handyman are walking down the street one day.
        Kep asks Handy, "What's further away: Florida or the moon?"
        Handy replies, "Well, duh, I can see the moon from here."
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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        • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

          The frustrated cannibal walked away and threw up his arms.

          What'd the cannibal do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her < bleep >.

          What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls.
          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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              • The new iPhone costs more than $1,000.

                The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $888.

                Choose wisely.
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                • There was a young man
                  From Cork who got limericks
                  And haikus confused
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                  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                    I like that one
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                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                      There was a young man
                      From Cork who got limericks
                      And haikus confused
                      This is f-cking genius.
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                      • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        There was a young man
                        From Cork who got limericks
                        And haikus confused
                        That is awesome.

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                          Halfway through, I felt like a pig. After I cleaned my plate, I felt I should be crowned Champion of Champions.
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                            • Woman cleans her son's room and finds bondage gear and fetish magazines. She asks her husband "what do I do?" Husband responds "I don't know, but you better not ****ing spank him!"
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                              • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                1998: We'll have flying cars 20 years from now!

                                2018: We are telling people not to eat Tide Pods.
                                This is great.
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