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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    THATS IT!!

    I'm drawing a line in the sand!
    But what is your midpoint?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    But what is your midpoint?
    I'm not bisectual.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I'm not bisectual.
    I bet you like to cross-multiply, though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    I bet you like to cross-multiply, though!
    Just trying to find my roots.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Just trying to find my roots.
    Your roots are imaginary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Your roots are imaginary.
    Negative. The call me Jzero.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Negative. The call me Jzero.
    Stop being irrational.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    Stop being irrational.
    I can't be. I'm in my prime!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Stop being irrational.
    Get real.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I can't be. I'm in my prime!
    A composite look at your life says otherwise.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    A composite look at your life says otherwise.
    Checkmate!

    Well played sir!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Checkmate!

    Well played sir!
    We committed math murder today.

    Speaking of math... it should know that I'm not a therapist, and it should solve its own problems.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    We committed math murder today.
    What time is your arraynment?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    What time is your arraynment?
    3:14?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Wrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    Wrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?
    A calculator could be considered one too.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    This one courtesy of Cindy Adams,

    I hear that CSPAN and Home Shopping Network plan a merger. That way you can buy a politician's vote without having to leave home.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    very good. I expect that is the longest pun string ever.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Not sure if this is a pun, but I'm putting it here.

    Everyone told Vincent Van Gogh "you only have one ear. You cannot be a great artist." You know what he said? "I can't hear you."
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.

    They found a hole in the fence down at the nudist colony. The cops are looking into it.
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