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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Shoo, man.
    Good one.

    I see we have a Handel on composers. Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.
    a story set on the west side?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    a story set on the west side?
    Which I shall read to my fair lady.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?
    Me: I Excel at it.
    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
    Me: Word.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    You need to Access your inner humor. Make that a new year Project.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why did Microsoft invent Access?
    -- to make Excel look good.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Is there a Secret Santa at the CIA?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call Santa's elves?

    Subordinate Clauses.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I woke up late today so I mist the morning fog.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    If Aragon stole the plastic blocks from the elves, would they be Lego less?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Rhubarb
    If it goes too far, will one of them kale the other?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I can generally only handle so many puns in one day, but I'd be remiss not to give you pun-lovers a link to Fark's Headline of the Year - Pun/Wordplay Division contest:

    http://www.fark.com/comments/8979968...play-headlines

    And since there are some puns in play here, here's the link to the overall HOTY contest:
    http://www.fark.com/comments/8977264...E-YEAR-contest

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...
    I think it's integral that we find out.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I think it's integral that we find out.
    From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.
    I would agree. All sines point to that.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I would agree. All sines point to that.
    There you go again, off on another tangent.

    It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    There you go again, off on another tangent.

    It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.
    THATS IT!!

    I'm drawing a line in the sand!

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