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  • #61
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    Would this get past the licence plate censor?
    370H55VW
    Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?

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    • #62
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
      Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?
      think I've seen 8 in at least one state.
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      - Benjamin Franklin

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      • #63
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        think I've seen 8 in at least one state.
        In Michigan, you can go to 8.
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        • #64
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

          Eh... let's skip it.
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          • #65
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            I am reminded about the joke in which a kid falls on a bag of cookies. It's really crummy.
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • #66
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              What do you call an alligator in a vest?

              An investigator.
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              • #67
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                You can't run through a campground, you can only ran... because it's past tents.
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                • #68
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  What do you call a person who makes allegations?








                  technically, an alleger
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                  "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                  "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                  • #69
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior!
                    Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
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                      • #71
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        What's a pirate's favorite element?
                        Arrrrrrrrgon.
                        Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                        • #72
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

                          Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
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                          • #73
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • #74
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

                              Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
                              Chemistry jokes are so bonding, aren't they?
                              Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

                              WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

                                Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
                                http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfi...ool_061713.jpg
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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