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  • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    And then on Red Wings, this thread will jump the Sharks.
    If Shirtless bought a blue jacket, he'd still be shirtless, but the ladies would no longer duck for cover when we went by.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Dogs cannot operate an MRI machine
      But Catscan.
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      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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      • Originally posted by joecct View Post
        If Shirtless bought a blue jacket, he'd still be shirtless, but the ladies would no longer duck for cover when we went by.
        And when I wear my Blue Jacket, I hang with Kings who play the Blues. They say they're haunted by Devils who ride on Panthers.
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        • There was a chemist who put carbon all over his lab. You could say he was in his element.
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          • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            There was a chemist who put carbon all over his lab. You could say he was in his element.
            Who was he bonding with?
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            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

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            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • Originally posted by joecct View Post
              Who was he bonding with?
              The people he was with Argon.
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              • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                The people he was with Argon.
                Did Calcium leave?
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                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

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                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • Scientist 1: Oh no, I dropped the base!
                  Scientist 2: I don't mind a little dubstep in the lab
                  (They laugh)
                  Scientist 1: We should probably evacuate.
                  Scientist 2: Yeah...
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

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                    • I tried to make reservations at the library, only to find out they're completely booked.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        I once took a shrubbery to the Ni, and my life completely changed.
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                        • Wife: we have some extra cash. Should we upgrade our safe, or spend it on a traditional Indian garment?
                          Me: better safe than sari
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Was the math teacher fired because he had too many problems?
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                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              With March 17 not that far away ...

                              Soon it'll be spring and I'll be revisited by my favorite outdoor space designer ... Paddy O'Furniture.

                              I'm going to a shooting exhibition by the famous sportsman ... Rick O'Shea.
                              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                              North Dakota Hockey:

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                The hockey player had a dating problem because of his quick release.
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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