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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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CCT '77 & '78
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1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Dogs cannot operate an MRI machine
But Catscan.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View PostIf Shirtless bought a blue jacket, he'd still be shirtless, but the ladies would no longer duck for cover when we went by.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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There was a chemist who put carbon all over his lab. You could say he was in his element.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostThere was a chemist who put carbon all over his lab. You could say he was in his element.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View PostWho was he bonding with?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostThe people he was with Argon.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Scientist 1: Oh no, I dropped the base!
Scientist 2: I don't mind a little dubstep in the lab
(They laugh)
Scientist 1: We should probably evacuate.
Scientist 2: Yeah...Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I tried to make reservations at the library, only to find out they're completely booked.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I once took a shrubbery to the Ni, and my life completely changed.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Wife: we have some extra cash. Should we upgrade our safe, or spend it on a traditional Indian garment?
Me: better safe than sariFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Was the math teacher fired because he had too many problems?CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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With March 17 not that far away ...
Soon it'll be spring and I'll be revisited by my favorite outdoor space designer ... Paddy O'Furniture.
I'm going to a shooting exhibition by the famous sportsman ... Rick O'Shea.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
North Dakota Hockey:
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The hockey player had a dating problem because of his quick release.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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