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  • #31
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The first thing Santa's helpers learn in school? The elf-abet.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • #32
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      I saw a promo poster for an upcoming athletic event that said: "Wear eND

      I think the person from Notre Dame put the spaces in the wrong places.....
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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      • #33
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
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        • #34
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.

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          • #35
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was sick of the hole business.
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            • #36
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Trying to conceive = exercise in fertility?

              Try the veal
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              • #37
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by unofan View Post
                The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.

                Main Contest
                Sports
                Geek
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                Business

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                If one hasn't at least HEARD of Fark, one should not be on the internet.
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • #38
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
                  Mill-ions may agree with you, but aren't you putting Descartes before de horse?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Do people in the UP call that bright planet in tonight's sky Yooperter?
                      CCT '77 & '78
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                      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                      - Benjamin Franklin

                      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
                          That's a good yarn! It reminds of the furball my squadron and I had flying Hellcats over Drambuie in the big war.
                          Last edited by joecct; 01-21-2015, 09:55 AM.
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                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            The (now former) Speaker of the NY State Legislature General Assembly, Sheldon Silver, was recently indicted basically for accepting bribes, though technically the charges are "theft of government services."

                            The NY City tabloids have had some fun: "Tarnished Silver" and "Silver Hammer Comes Down on Shelly" for example.
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • #44
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Wife calls 911 - tells them she found her husband unresponsive in bed
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                If I trip over a bra... is it a boobie trap?
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