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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
    That's a good yarn! It reminds of the furball my squadron and I had flying Hellcats over Drambuie in the big war.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The (now former) Speaker of the NY State Legislature General Assembly, Sheldon Silver, was recently indicted basically for accepting bribes, though technically the charges are "theft of government services."

    The NY City tabloids have had some fun: "Tarnished Silver" and "Silver Hammer Comes Down on Shelly" for example.
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    Wife calls 911 - tells them she found her husband unresponsive in bed
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    If I trip over a bra... is it a boobie trap?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A 2 Pac of Eminems for 50 Cent? That's Ludacris!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    A 2 Pac of Eminems for 50 Cent? That's Ludacris!
    Well...... When Germany got Hungary, it fried Turkey in Greece. That's all I got....

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    My girlfriend dumped me because I made too many Linkin Park references, but In The End, it doesn't even matter.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    March fourth into the light!
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

    A hopscotch.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
    Nope, Jacques Strap.
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
    He's an artsy movie producer.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why do the Ag schools do so badly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament?

    Because they get poorly seeded.
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    mel's so good, 6 teams quit as soon as he entered the conference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huskyfan View Post
    Why do the Ag schools do so badly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament?

    Because they get poorly seeded.
    I thought it was because everything of theirs is silver.
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    why don't hockey players tell jokes while playing?

    they don't want to crack up the ice.
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    mel's so good, 6 teams quit as soon as he entered the conference.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    In speaking of terrible puns, Carmen Sandiego is actually being revived, including new crooks, such as Hal Apenyo.
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
    Quote Originally Posted by jericho on rpitv's chat
    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    For Greek myth trivia buffs:


    Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

    Nobody!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I'll bet a negative person's favorite style of bread is naan.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Would this get past the licence plate censor?
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