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    "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."

    Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."

    Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
    Vulcan orbits one of those stars

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    If we assigned gender pronouns to chocolate bars, they would be her/she.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Bobby Flay's next wife will be Sue.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Me: Orion's belt is a terrible waist of space.

    Shirtless: Terrible joke. Only three stars.

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    Joe: And now batting clean up, the son of God.

    Me: That's Hay-soos! Hay-soos!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I'm going for a ran through the campground

    - don't you mean a run?

    ...No. It's past tents

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    In honor of Columbus Day, I thought I'd list off some of my favorite explorers in order:

    Columbus, Magellen, De Soto, Dora, Ford, Internet.

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    Tiggsy and I were at the bar this past weekend.

    Tiggsy: Here, have some pretzels.
    Me: No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the Schlitz.

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    jokes about the human skeleton aren't very humerus.

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    Heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother f-cking gold.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by jericho View Post
    Why did Adele cross the road?
    To say hello from the other side.
    yeah say hello frome the onther side

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call Lassie with a cantaloupe?
    Melancholy. (say it out loud)
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why'd the goat go to daycare?
    Pick up it's kid.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Was hungry for Chinese food. Skipped the Poo Ping Palace.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A friend told me they are moving to Switzerland. I asked why. They told me their flag is a big plus.
    But seriously, he said he was trying to get into the yogurt business. But he failed; he just didn't understand the culture.
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    Having some port tonight... I'll offer you a glass of starboard.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I worked with a tennis pro yesterday; after evaluating my game he gave me nothing but a backhanded compliment.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

    Roberto.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a man with a rubber?

    hint: not "Richard"
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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