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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I'm reading WebMD here, and it says that diarrhea is hereditary.

    That means it runs in your jeans.
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    • Why is Peter Pan always flying?

      Because he Neverlands.
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      • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        I'm reading WebMD here, and it says that diarrhea is hereditary.

        That means it runs in your jeans.
        The dump and change?
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        • A: I can't find my device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!
          B: So, you've lost your morel compass?
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Can you order wings at a Thai restaurant?
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              If you see a monk selling flowers, say something. Remember, only you can prevent florist friars.
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                If you see a monk selling flowers, say something. Remember, only you can prevent florist friars.
                Say "that's a bad habit you've gotten yourself into"?

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                • I had to quit my job crushing pop cans. It was soda pressing.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Not really a pun, but I don't know where else to put this:

                    A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      http://www.fark.com/comments/9416308...play-headlines

                      Finalists for Fark.com's pun and wordplay headlines of the year.

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                      • Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?

                        He got 12 months.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          pun
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                          • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            I had to quit my job crushing pop cans. It was soda pressing.
                            Made me think of this video and the website puns.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?

                              He's 0K now.
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                              • I used to hate math, then realized decimals had a point.

                                And..

                                We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
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