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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks "is this stool taken."

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    • Turn back time this Sunday. Cher with your friends
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      • I have a fear of elevators, but lately I've taken steps to avoid it.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          I have a fear of elevators, but lately I've taken steps to avoid it.
          I love what you've done to this thread.

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          • Originally posted by owslachief View Post
            I love what you've done to this thread.
            I thought it was a bad pun.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by owslachief View Post
              I love what you've done to this thread.
              ...said the customer to his tailor....
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              • Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                I love what you've done to this thread.
                He's been right on the button so far!
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                • When Vanna White dies, her family will receive a lot of touching letters.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    When Vanna White dies, her family will receive a lot of touching letters.
                    Unless she dies of Irritable Vowel Disease.
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                    - Benjamin Franklin

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                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      Unless she dies of Irritable Vowel Disease.
                      It's impossible to fathom, she's been such a consonant presence in our TV lives.
                      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        I have a good philosophy pun in mind, but I Kant post it right now.
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                        • I bought a thesaurus from the store, brought it home, and discovered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            I have a good philosophy pun in mind, but I Kant post it right now.
                            Hmm... Dewey have a way to respond?

                            (better heard than read...)
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              I've been asked to.post tbis here:

                              Since the Standing Rock Tribe is opposing the pipeline, are they now the Fighting Sioux?
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                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
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