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  • #16
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
    Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
      Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
      Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.
      That gives Under the Sea a whole new meaning.
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      • #18
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        I would send u a chemistry joke, but the good ones are Argon.

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        • #19
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          I heard this guy complaining about how his girlfriend was always so negative. While her name was Diane Cline, she always went by the name Dee.
          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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          • #20
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            "Puns" in real life.

            I read somewhere that there actually is a Dorothy Comm listed in the telephone book somewhere under her nickname, Dot.
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • #21
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Well we know what this is.
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #22
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                I always thought it would be special if, in the minor NASCAR series sponsored by an Anheuser beer, Richard Trickle would qualify to start first in a race.

                Then we could all say Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch.
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                • #23
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where's the bar...tender?"
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                  • #24
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                    If you're destined to put cheese on your salad, is it a feta compli?
                    If there's an explosion at a cheese factory in France, does that mean there's de-Brie everywhere?
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                    • #25
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          This is Volume 10. I went back and read the thread titles of all of them to see if one of them made me laugh.

                          Sorry, but no pun in ten did.
                          FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


                          God, that was fun...

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                          • #28
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

                            he had no body to go with him.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Comet was found dead this morning over Barcelona, in connection with the crash of a 747.

                              The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Recently, a gentleman of noble blood moved to Westchester County NY. He calls himself the Count of Monte Kisco.

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