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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    I always thought it would be special if, in the minor NASCAR series sponsored by an Anheuser beer, Richard Trickle would qualify to start first in a race.

    Then we could all say Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where's the bar...tender?"

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by owslachief View Post
    If you're destined to put cheese on your salad, is it a feta compli?
    If there's an explosion at a cheese factory in France, does that mean there's de-Brie everywhere?
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    PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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    Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    This is Volume 10. I went back and read the thread titles of all of them to see if one of them made me laugh.

    Sorry, but no pun in ten did.
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    Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

    he had no body to go with him.
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    Comet was found dead this morning over Barcelona, in connection with the crash of a 747.

    The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Recently, a gentleman of noble blood moved to Westchester County NY. He calls himself the Count of Monte Kisco.
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The first thing Santa's helpers learn in school? The elf-abet.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I saw a promo poster for an upcoming athletic event that said: "Wear eND

    I think the person from Notre Dame put the spaces in the wrong places.....
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    The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.

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    The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was sick of the hole business.
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    Trying to conceive = exercise in fertility?

    Try the veal
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
    Mill-ions may agree with you, but aren't you putting Descartes before de horse?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Do people in the UP call that bright planet in tonight's sky Yooperter?

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