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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Arnold Schwarzenegger went in to audition for a movie about classical composers. He had to leave, but he really wanted the role, so he told producers "I'll be Bach."
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by jericho View Post
        Arnold Schwarzenegger went in to audition for a movie about classical composers. He had to leave, but he really wanted the role, so he told producers "I'll be Bach."
        after a pun like that, you should be Haydn your face.
        "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

        "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

        "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

        "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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        • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
          after a pun like that, you should be Haydn your face.
          You're now on my Liszt.
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          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

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          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            You're now on my Liszt.
            Shoo, man.
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
              Shoo, man.
              Good one.

              I see we have a Handel on composers. Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                Well I'm off to read the Bernstein Bears to my grandkids.
                a story set on the west side?
                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                  a story set on the west side?
                  Which I shall read to my fair lady.
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?
                    Me: I Excel at it.
                    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
                    Me: Word.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      You need to Access your inner humor. Make that a new year Project.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Why did Microsoft invent Access?
                        -- to make Excel look good.
                        "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                        "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                        "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                        "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Is there a Secret Santa at the CIA?
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            What do you call Santa's elves?

                            Subordinate Clauses.
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                            "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              I woke up late today so I mist the morning fog.
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                If Aragon stole the plastic blocks from the elves, would they be Lego less?
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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