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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.
    It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.
    What about the Burger King and his whopper? Should Wendy be allowed to go?

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    I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.
    Sounds like a sour kraut.

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    I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
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    Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.
    Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


    I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    These puns are getting to be very bad, even by the standards set by this thread. That being said:

    How do the NASA scientist friends organize a party?
    They planet.
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    Our chemistry professor's dead and gone,
    His face we'll see no more.
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4.
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    In queso emergency, pray to Cheeses.
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    Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    @jimgeraghty: People are Lenin up to buy the new Bernie Sanders ice cream. So quit Stalin and get the flavor that every socialist is giving high Marx!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


    I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.
    Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

    Got tired of them going "Bach Bach Bach!"
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Captain Picard: I'm calling from my new Android smartphone. Yes, it includes unlimited Data.
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    When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face.
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    When the farmer was training his apprentice, at break time he said "lettuce now go take a pea."
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Since tomorrow's Groundhog's Day, here's a western PA joke for younz.

    How did the Amish girl get pregnant? Too many Mennonite.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    It wasn't school that John disliked; it was the principal of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    It wasn't school that John disliked; it was the principal of it.
    The subject of your pun deserves a time out.

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