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**MissThundercat** · 04-28-2018, 01:27 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Before I've had my coffee, namaste away from me.

**MissThundercat** · 04-30-2018, 07:05 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?

Osmoses.

**MissThundercat** · 05-10-2018, 07:09 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Our puns are excellent koala tea.

**joecct** · 05-23-2018, 05:26 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Reason good men are hard to find is men never get lost.

- from a tweet today by a WDT writer.

**MissThundercat** · 05-24-2018, 05:58 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Last year, I started a support group for anti-social people. We haven't met yet.

**MissThundercat** · 07-30-2018, 07:36 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Guys, I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.

**joecct** · 07-30-2018, 07:38 PM

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I hear you got a second job making chess pieces working knights.

**MissThundercat** · 07-30-2018, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by joecct View Post

I hear you got a second job making chess pieces working knights.

YEah, but I'm only a pawn there. They really rooked me on my paycheck.

**MissThundercat** · 08-15-2018, 12:22 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

The old woman who lived in a shoe? She downsized and moved into a flat.

**The Sicatoka** · 08-15-2018, 01:40 PM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post

The old woman who lived in a shoe? She downsized and moved into a flat.

I liked this at first; then I didn't; I guess you could say it was a flip-flop.

**joecct** · 08-15-2018, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post

I liked this at first; then I didn't; I guess you could say it was a flip-flop.

Because she refused to toe the line, her landlord was a heel.

**The Sicatoka** · 08-15-2018, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by joecct View Post

Because she refused to toe the line, her landlord was a heel.

I say we give the boot to this sole-sucking humor.

**joecct** · 08-15-2018, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post

I say we give the boot to this sole-sucking humor.

Time to lace 'em up!

**MissThundercat** · 08-19-2018, 07:19 PM

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I keep getting run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.

**joecct** · 08-20-2018, 06:50 AM

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post

I keep getting run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.

I guess you tire easily?

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