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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.
    It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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    • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
      It's also easy to pick out Ronald McDonald there ... he's the one with sesame seed buns.
      What about the Burger King and his whopper? Should Wendy be allowed to go?
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.
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        • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          I have a fear of German sausages... yes, I fear the wurst.
          Sounds like a sour kraut.
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          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

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          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                Classical music memes are so easy to come up with; I could make you a Liszt.
                Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


                I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.
                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  These puns are getting to be very bad, even by the standards set by this thread. That being said:

                  How do the NASA scientist friends organize a party?
                  They planet.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Our chemistry professor's dead and gone,
                    His face we'll see no more.
                    For what he thought was H2O
                    Was H2SO4.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      In queso emergency, pray to Cheeses.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          Jenny gave me her number- so I called 867-5309, but I got Jessie's Girl. You know- Eileen. I'm thinking: Bizarre Love Triangle? So I asked her for a date, but she said "Beat It." I said, "Come on, Eileen... Don't You Want Me?" Sigh. Those West End Girls...
                          Operator, you gave me 301 but I wanted 201 for a Jersey Girl. Then I tried 315, and got Allison, who was truly ugly.
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                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            @jimgeraghty: People are Lenin up to buy the new Bernie Sanders ice cream. So quit Stalin and get the flavor that every socialist is giving high Marx!
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                              Bach to this meme again? I'm not sure I can Handel it this time.


                              I think I will go to the medieval museum and see the exhibit on moats' art instead.
                              Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

                              Got tired of them going "Bach Bach Bach!"
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Captain Picard: I'm calling from my new Android smartphone. Yes, it includes unlimited Data.
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