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    "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."

    Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    "Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."

    Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
    Vulcan orbits one of those stars

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    If we assigned gender pronouns to chocolate bars, they would be her/she.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Bobby Flay's next wife will be Sue.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Me: Orion's belt is a terrible waist of space.

    Shirtless: Terrible joke. Only three stars.

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    Joe: And now batting clean up, the son of God.

    Me: That's Hay-soos! Hay-soos!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I'm going for a ran through the campground

    - don't you mean a run?

    ...No. It's past tents

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    In honor of Columbus Day, I thought I'd list off some of my favorite explorers in order:

    Columbus, Magellen, De Soto, Dora, Ford, Internet.

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    Tiggsy and I were at the bar this past weekend.

    Tiggsy: Here, have some pretzels.
    Me: No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the Schlitz.

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    jokes about the human skeleton aren't very humerus.

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    Heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother f-cking gold.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by jericho View Post
    Why did Adele cross the road?
    To say hello from the other side.
    yeah say hello frome the onther side

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call Lassie with a cantaloupe?
    Melancholy. (say it out loud)
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why'd the goat go to daycare?
    Pick up it's kid.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Was hungry for Chinese food. Skipped the Poo Ping Palace.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A friend told me they are moving to Switzerland. I asked why. They told me their flag is a big plus.
    But seriously, he said he was trying to get into the yogurt business. But he failed; he just didn't understand the culture.
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    Having some port tonight... I'll offer you a glass of starboard.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I worked with a tennis pro yesterday; after evaluating my game he gave me nothing but a backhanded compliment.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

    Roberto.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    Women and I have an understanding. They tend to stay away from me, and I tend to understand that I'm repulsive to them. It's not my favorite understanding.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a man with a rubber?

    hint: not "Richard"
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

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    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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