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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    The hockey player had a dating problem because of his quick release.
    Joe, this could get really ugly really fast. Don't challenge me.

    Signed,
    Capt. Double Entredre
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      The hockey player had a dating problem because of his quick release.
      It is said that bankers usually leave their wives/girlfriends satisfied, because of the substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray!
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        • Father: I don't trust those trees, son.

          Son: What? Why not?

          Father: They seem kind of shady.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Your dish is so over-seasoned I can hear Salt and Pepa singing "Push It!"
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              This event actually did happen....

              I was in the crosswalk when a pickup truck turned the corner and drove straight at me. On the side it said "CJ Harms Construction."

              Yes, I really did have to jump quickly to get out of Harms' way!
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                This event actually did happen....

                I was in the crosswalk when a pickup truck turned the corner and drove straight at me. On the side it said "CJ Harms Construction."

                Yes, I really did have to jump quickly to get out of Harms' way!
                Were you in Bemidji?
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                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • Turn back time one hour this Sunday. Cher this with your friends.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    Turn back time one hour this Sunday. Cher this with your friends.
                    You're going to have a really bad surprise come Sunday if this is anything other than a joke.
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                    • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      You're going to have a really bad surprise come Sunday if this is anything other than a joke.
                      You're right. Should have saved this for November.
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                      • Happy Pi Day!

                        What is Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?

                        Apple pi.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          You can't run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents.
                          Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                          wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



                          Arenas visited:
                          7 B1G
                          7 CCHA (all except St Thomas)
                          6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU)
                          5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont)
                          5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson)
                          2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT)
                          2 Alaskan

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            When a dog is overheated, it doesn't wear a shirt, just pants.
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • On the news tonight, I saw that a man in boxers led police on a brief chase.
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                              • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                On the news tonight, I saw that a man in boxers led police on a brief chase.
                                #TightyWhitiesMatter
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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