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A Viagra shipment was stolen; police are looking for hardened criminals.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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joecct, stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad. Yes, I know, don't be so Sensodyne.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Postjoecct, stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad. Yes, I know, don't be so Sensodyne.
You have put teeth into this thread and you should be crowned.Last edited by joecct; 02-20-2018, 11:08 AM.CCT '77 & '78
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Originally posted by joecct View PostI think you've crested the pun wave with that one, denture think?
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I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal. Elon Gate will be drawn out..Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I really want to go to Paris, get some food, go behind the big cathedral, and have lunch back of Notre Dame.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Erin go Bragh-less!"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
bimpCCT '77 & '78
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
joe, I just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau my God.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
lumberjacks dance to logarithms?CCT '77 & '78
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- Benjamin Franklin
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Originally posted by joecct View Postlumberjacks dance to logarithms?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by The Sicatoka View PostThese are getting exponentially worse.
Multi car collisions are wrecktangles?
Are virtual kisses delivered by ellipse?
The veal is good. We made enough to last a week.CCT '77 & '78
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5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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