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  • #586
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The bike was framed.
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    • #587
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      I guess you tire easily?
      Run in front of a car and you'll get tired; run behind a car and you'll get exhausted.
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      • #588
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        When you do dishes and laundry every day... every day's a wash.
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        • #589
          Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
          When you do dishes and laundry every day... every day's a wash.
          Some would call it a soap opera.
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          • #590
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            You’re all terrible people
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            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #591
              Scientists have developed a computer program to make Vice Presidents dance. It isn't released to the public yet because they haven't quite perfected the Al Gore rhythm
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              • #592
                Originally posted by jericho View Post
                Scientists have developed a computer program to make Vice Presidents dance. It isn't released to the public yet because they haven't quite perfected the Al Gore rhythm
                Because there is no math involved, we cannot use his summer job. Otherwise it would be a logger rhythm.
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                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

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                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • #593
                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  Because there is no math involved, we cannot use his summer job. Otherwise it would be a logger rhythm.
                  They're just Biden their time
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                  • #594
                    Do you like my bad puns? Because that's how eye roll.
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                    • #595
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by jericho View Post
                      They're just Biden their time
                      Frankly, I'm not going to beat around the Bush: I wouldn't give you 1/12 of a shilling for these jokes. Nope, not a Pence.
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                      • #596
                        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                        Frankly, I'm not going to beat around the Bush: I wouldn't give you 1/12 of a shilling for these jokes. Nope, not a Pence.
                        Well, I'm.not taking you Quayle hunting now.
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                        • #597
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by jericho View Post
                          Well, I'm.not taking you Quayle hunting now.
                          And here I wanted a ride in your new Ford.
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                          • #598
                            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                            And here I wanted a ride in your new Ford.
                            It's Tru, Man.
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                            • #599
                              Originally posted by jericho View Post
                              It's Tru, Man.
                              Just don't take it up to Madison.
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                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • #600
                                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                Just don't take it up to Madison.
                                It's cold over that way. Burr
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