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  • #46
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A 2 Pac of Eminems for 50 Cent? That's Ludacris!
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    • #47
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      A 2 Pac of Eminems for 50 Cent? That's Ludacris!
      Well...... When Germany got Hungary, it fried Turkey in Greece. That's all I got....

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      • #48
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        My girlfriend dumped me because I made too many Linkin Park references, but In The End, it doesn't even matter.
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        • #49
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          March fourth into the light!

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          • #50
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

            A hopscotch.
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            • #51
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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              • #52
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
                Nope, Jacques Strap.

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                • #53
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                  Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
                  He's an artsy movie producer.
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                  • #54
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Why do the Ag schools do so badly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament?

                    Because they get poorly seeded.
                    Originally posted by mtu_huskies
                    "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
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                    Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by huskyfan View Post
                      Why do the Ag schools do so badly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament?

                      Because they get poorly seeded.
                      I thought it was because everything of theirs is silver.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        why don't hockey players tell jokes while playing?

                        they don't want to crack up the ice.
                        Originally posted by mtu_huskies
                        "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
                        Boosh Factor 4

                        Originally posted by Brent Hoven
                        Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          In speaking of terrible puns, Carmen Sandiego is actually being revived, including new crooks, such as Hal Apenyo.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            For Greek myth trivia buffs:


                            Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

                            Nobody!
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • #59
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              I'll bet a negative person's favorite style of bread is naan.
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                              • #60
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Would this get past the licence plate censor?
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                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

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                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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