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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Y'all know how to Rockefeller with all-y'alls bad puns.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Just watched a TV show about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
        Just watched a TV show about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
        Donald Trump love watching those shows...Oh wait, nevermind. Carry on.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          @GeorgiGotev: Turkish joke. A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author"
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by jericho View Post
            Donald Trump love watching those shows...Oh wait, nevermind. Carry on.
            "I say we eat the beaver."- Grandpa Wolf, "Rocko's Modern Life"
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Puns about communism are not funny unless everyone gets them.
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              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                You heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Espresso (AM) or whiskey (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Ambidextrose: (adj) able to eat all sugars and sweets
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      A: What's your costume going to be this year?
                      B: A harp.
                      A: You're too small to be a harp.
                      B: Are you calling me a lyre?
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Someone dropped a steak on the floor at Meijer.

                        I said "whoops, now it's ground beef."

                        They weren't amused.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

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                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Auto sales manager enrolled his people in a health program, ensuring they'd maintain good car dealer vascular systems.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              How does a broken tomato repair itself?

                              Tomato Paste!
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Doctors have found a way to disguise a laxative as alphabet soup.

                                Working product name: Letter Rip
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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