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  • #76
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten.
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    • #77
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      If you're confused about gender you're transsexual.
      If you're confused about your race, you're transracial.
      If you think you're skinny when you're overweight are you transfat?
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      • #78
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Do Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin?

        Or do Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan?

        Or does everyone fail trigonometry just cos?
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        • #79
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Ariel, why do you wear seashells?

          Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
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          • #80
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            Would this get past the licence plate censor?
            370H55VW
            as long as they are not standing on their heads, probably.

            I heard that someone actually did get a plate issued as PEN15......though whether that is true or urban legend, I do not know.

            I also heard that someone applied for a vanity plate that said NONE. He got like $20,000 in parking tickets. (a related version of this story is actually true according to NBC news...http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012...000-in-tickets).


            I guess you are out of luck if you are George Andrew Young and want to display your initials. Leonard George Bruce Taylor would commiserate.


            Hmm...even A ROD might have trouble getting a vanity plate, eh?
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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            • #81
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Email address protocols and file-naming protocols also have some unintended consequences.

              Like, first three letters of surname followed by first initial of given name....

              Terri Cunningham was really offended. So was Tanya Sluman.

              Karl Fuchs was merely amused, as was Paul Cramer.
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              • #82
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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                • #83
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Here's a list of 20

                  http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/u...ill-understand
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                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

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                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    At first I thought he was a racist homophobic misogynist, but then I realized he was just an equal-opportunity misanthrope.
                    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                    • #85
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post

                      #5 is classic.
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • #86
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Why couldn't the chameleon change color?

                        He had a reptile dysfunction.
                        Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                        • #87
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

                          Because the P is silent.
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                          • #88
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Why don't cats eat clocks?

                            Because it can be very time consuming.
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                            • #89
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              I couldn't find the "joke" thread....

                              Please forgive a political joke, this particular one I actually laughed out loud...

                              A man went into a Muslim bookstore and started browsing. The store owner asked if he could help.

                              "I'm looking for the book by Donald Trump about all the problems caused by Muslim immigrants."

                              The store owner was upset: "Get the f&ck out of here and never come back!"

                              The man replied, "yes, that's the one! Do you have a paperback version?"
                              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                              • #90
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Who replies to rhetorical questions, anyway?
                                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                                "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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