Wow, you're gluten-free? You're really going against the grain, there. Pasta la vista, baby!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
...Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
On my tombstone, please write "not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."
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Do conspiracy theorists go to sleep counting sheeple? Or do they stay woke as ****?
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If I illegally download a movie in the Bahamas, does that make me a Pirate of the Caribbean?
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The surgical nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze.
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If we assigned gender pronouns to chocolate bars, they would be her/she.
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