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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Y'all know how to Rockefeller with all-y'alls bad puns.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Just watched a TV show about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Just watched a TV show about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
    Donald Trump love watching those shows...Oh wait, nevermind. Carry on.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    @GeorgiGotev: Turkish joke. A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author"

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by jericho View Post
    Donald Trump love watching those shows...Oh wait, nevermind. Carry on.
    "I say we eat the beaver."- Grandpa Wolf, "Rocko's Modern Life"
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Puns about communism are not funny unless everyone gets them.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    You heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Espresso (AM) or whiskey (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Ambidextrose: (adj) able to eat all sugars and sweets
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A: What's your costume going to be this year?
    B: A harp.
    A: You're too small to be a harp.
    B: Are you calling me a lyre?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Someone dropped a steak on the floor at Meijer.

    I said "whoops, now it's ground beef."

    They weren't amused.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Auto sales manager enrolled his people in a health program, ensuring they'd maintain good car dealer vascular systems.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    How does a broken tomato repair itself?

    Tomato Paste!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Doctors have found a way to disguise a laxative as alphabet soup.

    Working product name: Letter Rip

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Swallowed a dictionary. It's thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Today I baked some synonym buns.
    Just like grammar used to make.

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    The sign says "slow children," but if you rev the motor, they're pretty quick.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Q: Where do you weigh a pie?


    A: ♪♫ Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh - a - pie ♪♫

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    So a funeral home near me introduced a transparent coffin. Will it catch on?

    Remains to be seen.
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