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    Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Genesis 1:3

    and God said:
    ∇⋅E=ρ
    ∇⋅B=0
    ∇×E=-δB/δt
    ∇×B=J+δE/δt

    ... and there was light!
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
    Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    Genesis 1:3

    and God said:
    ∇⋅E=ρ
    ∇⋅B=0
    ∇×E=-δB/δt
    ∇×B=J+δE/δt

    ... and there was light!
    You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
    http://mms.rice.edu/mms/students/max..._equations.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
    http://mms.rice.edu/mms/students/max..._equations.jpg
    Wait. I was told there was no math!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
    I did not omit them, I merely chose my units so that they were both equal to one and so it would have been redundant to show them.
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    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who I am to diss a Brie?
    I cheddar the world
    And the feta cheese
    Everybody's looking for Stilton...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who I am to diss a Brie?
    I cheddar the world
    And the feta cheese
    Everybody's looking for Stilton...
    Whine!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Do you know why chicken coops have two doors?
    Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.


    That's a homophone joke ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    What did Brent Spiner get with his new iPhone?

    a Data plan.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by jericho View Post
    What did Brent Spiner get with his new iPhone?

    a Data plan.
    Wasn't that included with the Enterprise license?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    If Secretariat wandered into the Atlantic ocean, would that make him a sea horse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who I am to diss a Brie?
    I cheddar the world
    And the feta cheese
    Everybody's looking for Stilton...
    If you're destined to put cheese on your salad, is it a feta compli?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
    Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
    Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.
    That gives Under the Sea a whole new meaning.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I would send u a chemistry joke, but the good ones are Argon.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I heard this guy complaining about how his girlfriend was always so negative. While her name was Diane Cline, she always went by the name Dee.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    "Puns" in real life.

    I read somewhere that there actually is a Dorothy Comm listed in the telephone book somewhere under her nickname, Dot.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

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