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  • #46
    Re: What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

    The new math, Kardashian style
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    • #47
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      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      Is that supposed to make me smarter? Cause I feel dumber
      It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

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      • #48
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        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        For a second I thought it was Watertown, NY. Mais non, it is Watertown, MA. Hearty congratulations to them on a remarkable achievement.
        I teach at WHS. Haven't lost in something like 140 games. Goalie didn't touch the ball all year. Although she could have touched it in the semis, she let it roll out of bounds.

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        • #49
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          http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/fer...elf/index.html

          Woman buys gun to prepare for Ferguson decision. Waves it around in front of boyfriend while riding in his car. Boyfriend driving car panics and crashes, causing her to accidentally shoot herself in the head.
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          • #50
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            Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
            http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/fer...elf/index.html

            Woman buys gun to prepare for Ferguson decision. Waves it around in front of boyfriend while riding in his car. Boyfriend driving car panics and crashes, causing her to accidentally shoot herself in the head.
            Oh well.
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            • #51
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              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              How does one determine the sexuality of a stuffed animal?
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              • #52
                Re: What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

                Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/fer...elf/index.html

                Woman buys gun to prepare for Ferguson decision. Waves it around in front of boyfriend while riding in his car. Boyfriend driving car panics and crashes, causing her to accidentally shoot herself in the head.
                Natural selection at it's finest...
                It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

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                • #53
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                  Originally posted by Critical Thinker View Post
                  How does one determine the sexuality of a stuffed animal?
                  Trial and error.
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                  • #54
                    Re: What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

                    Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                    http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/fer...elf/index.html

                    Woman buys gun to prepare for Ferguson decision. Waves it around in front of boyfriend while riding in his car. Boyfriend driving car panics and crashes, causing her to accidentally shoot herself in the head.
                    A late entry for the annual Darwin Awards.

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                    • #55
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                      Now you can buy a Lego strip club.
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                      • #56
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                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
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                        • #57
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                          There should be an honor for those too old for the Darwin Awards:

                          During an argument with his wife, police say Emery retrieved a gun and threatened to shoot one of the family’s dogs.

                          Emery pulled the gun’s hammer back as if he were going to fire the gun, police say. But as he started to release it back to a safe position, the gun discharged as it was pointed at his face.
                          Also:

                          According to records, Pinellas Park police have had 34 contacts with Emery since 2012, including three arrests in a five-day period from Oct. 12-17 on charges including domestic battery, aggravated assault, resisting arrest, and leaving the scene of a crash.
                          Doesn't it seem like 99% of police business is caused by 1% of the population?
                          Last edited by Kepler; 11-26-2014, 10:02 AM.
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                          • #58
                            Re: What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Doesn't it seem like 99% of police business is caused by 1% of the population?
                            They should make a patch in their honor!!
                            That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                            • #59
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                              I really wanted to put this guy in the SCOTUS thread, but sadly he will get nowhere near that esteemed body.
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                              • #60
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                                I was driving up the Jersey Turnpike yesterday... what do I see... blue, SUV, with antlers. What do I see on the Zales ad tonight... blue, SUV, with antlers... it was the same ****ing car!
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