Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

F-ck... I'm convinced God himself, the Almighty, could run this team, and they would STILL find a way to screw things up.

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

The Lions trade up to #40 and take Kyle Van Noy.

They...didn't screw it up?!

[bronconick]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

The Lions trade up to #40 and take Kyle Van Noy.

They...didn't screw it up?!

Give it time

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Prediction: 5-11.

Upon further analysis, I agree with this prediction. Final answer.

[huskyfan]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

those stupid Lions. same old same old. how many ways can you find to be losers. team should be sold to someone who has the money AND cares.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

My promise of punch and pie still holds if this team ever manages to produce a 9-7 record. However, given our estimate of 5-11, 6-10, I'll just buy the booze and drink my way through a downer of a season.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Matthew Stafford plays with some kids at recess

My question is, how many kids did he overthrow? Or did he try to squeeze the ball into double coverage? Or was he sacked repeatedly?

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Chris Houston has been cut. Our secondary will get rolled over this season.

[bronconick]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Well, they can just draft a corner in the first round, right?

/dies

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Well, they can just draft a corner in the first round, right?

/dies

I'm changing my prediction from 6-10 to 4-12.

And there will be no punch and pie... just sadness and misery, served family style.

[Critical Thinker]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

The MAC Championship is held at Ford Field, so I think it's safer to bet on Western Michigan winning more games there than the Lions.

[bigmrg74]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Chris Houston has been cut. Our secondary will get rolled over this season.

Our defenses only hope this year is that Suh wants out of Detroit so bad and to get MF PAID somewhere else is that he's getting sacks while blowing up triple teams all year. All the while staying clean enough that the No Fun League doesn't suspend him for sneezing too hard on Aaron Rodgers or the other walking stiffs that Minnesota and Chicago trot out this year.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Our defenses only hope this year is that Suh wants out of Detroit so bad and to get MF PAID somewhere else is that he's getting sacks while blowing up triple teams all year. All the while staying clean enough that the No Fun League doesn't suspend him for sneezing too hard on Aaron Rodgers or the other walking stiffs that Minnesota and Chicago trot out this year.

Either that, or Suh just embraces the dark side, and takes out Rodgers and Cutler, Theismann style.

[bigmrg74]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Either that, or Suh just embraces the dark side, and takes out Rodgers and Cutler, Theismann style.

He might get one of them, but the NFL won't let him get another one.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

He might get one of them, but the NFL won't let him get another one.

Everyone already thinks Suh is a dirty player; he might as well embrace it.

And my twitter feed is showing that the Lions are going to make a run at Brandon Flowers, who was just cut by the Chiefs.