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    Woman arrested for enrolling in a Texas high school. She's 31! She must really like tater tots.

    http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/3...chool-arrested
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Pio View Post
    Woman arrested for enrolling in a Texas high school. She's 31! She must really like tater tots.

    http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/3...chool-arrested
    Story must have been updated...now says she's 34. Which is, you know, so much better...

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    http://www.twincities.com/News/Break...arged-with-tax

    Not headline news...but good for my Sunday morning laugh. The Kingdom of Heaven...where there are no taxes.
    Old story, but I had to comment on the fact that that's the only article I've seen where the writer leaves their phone number at the end of the article. Usually it's just email and twitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical Thinker View Post
    First, thou shalt pull out the Holy Pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count to two, excepting that then thou proceed to three. Five is right out. Once three, being the third number, has been reached, then thou lob thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in His sight, shall snuff it.
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    That's kind of misleading.

    They were recalled because they MAY have contained tissues that are known to be hosts to CJD. But there were no signs of CJD in any of the cows.

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    Another plane lost. Air Algirie, flying across the Sahara desert to Algiers. Doesn't sound like terrorist related, just maybe lost in a storm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadTownSioux View Post
    Another plane lost. Air Algirie, flying across the Sahara desert to Algiers. Doesn't sound like terrorist related, just maybe lost in a storm.

    Story on CNN
    Sounds like there is some concern about terrorist activity, since it was flying right over some hotbed in Mali, but people don't think that those terrorists have the arms to take down a jet. I wouldn't completely count it out, until there is evidence to the contrary.
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    Drinking ban has been lifted.

    I was in Toledo yesterday. People were losing their minds in Kroger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Drinking ban has been lifted.

    I was in Toledo yesterday. People were losing their minds in Kroger.
    Isn't that a normal occurrence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Isn't that a normal occurrence?
    Kroger, not WalMullet. And even more so than usual.

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