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  • #256
    Re: Headline News Thread

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    YES! Available...
    That's bananas.

    /like the fist of an angry god
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    • #257
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      Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
      That's bananas.

      /like the fist of an angry god
      B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

      /somuchhate
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      • #258
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        Who the **** cheats on Gwen Stefani?


        When's the last time Bush was even a band? Never liked them...


        I wouldn't **** Courtney Love with Brent's dick.

        Yeesh!

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        • #259
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          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          If I cheated on Dr. Mrs. Kepler with Courtney Love, I would absolutely expect her to file papers.
          Right after she stopped by the doctors to get tested for all of the STD's. If you're dumb enough to shag Courtney Love, you're out there shagging all sorts of things like Wafflehouse Waitresses, drug addicts, other assorted people that could be featured on the People of Walmart website.
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          • #260
            Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
            Who the **** cheats on Gwen Stefani?
            Behind every hot chick is a guy that's tired of banging her.

            That said "ish" on the selection there Gavin.

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            • #261
              Re: Headline News Thread

              Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
              Who the **** cheats on Gwen Stefani?


              When's the last time Bush was even a band? Never liked them...


              I wouldn't **** Courtney Love with Brent's dick.

              Yeesh!
              Bush actually is about to/just released a new album. They have a couple newer singles on the radio.
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              • #262
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                Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                Right after she stopped by the doctors to get tested for all of the STD's. If you're dumb enough to shag Courtney Love, you're out there shagging all sorts of things like Wafflehouse Waitresses, drug addicts, other assorted people that could be featured on the People of Walmart website.
                Isn't Courtney Love potentially all of those things?
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                • #263
                  Re: Headline News Thread

                  Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                  Who the **** cheats on Gwen Stefani?
                  Gwen must not have ever Swallowed.
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                  • #264
                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

                    /somuchhate
                    Ugh thanks.

                    True story, she sang that song because Courtney Love called her a cheerleader.
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                    • #265
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                      Can't say I'm shocked. It's not like Rossdale hasn't literally done everything to try and be Cobain. Well, other than write good, original material. So shagging that old whore is just another tick-mark on the list.

                      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                      I'd expect her to murder your arse.
                      That's assuming Courtney didn't murder him first!




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                      • #266
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                        PA Attorney General Kathleen Kane will be arrested after grand jury probe about leaking information. I don't know the full details, was just a breaking news item on local tv.
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                        • #267
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                          Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                          PA Attorney General Kathleen Kane will be arrested after grand jury probe about leaking information. I don't know the full details, was just a breaking news item on local tv.
                          It looks bad.
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                          • #268
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                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            It looks bad.
                            It's become mildly amusing to me to see my hypothesis borne out for the last several years: A corrupt or criminal politician either has their party affiliation prominently displayed in both the headline and first paragraph, or they're a Democrat. Never both, but always one.*
                            *In the main stream media, of course. Not FlagDude's "Illiterati Weekly."
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                            • #269
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                              Originally posted by geezer View Post
                              It's become mildly amusing to me to see my hypothesis borne out for the last several years: A corrupt or criminal politician either has their party affiliation prominently displayed in both the headline and first paragraph, or they're a Democrat. Never both, but always one.*
                              *In the main stream media, of course. Not FlagDude's "Illiterati Weekly."
                              On Fox, a corrupt or criminal politician is always listed as a Democrat, particularly when he's a Republican.
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                              • #270
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                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                It looks bad.
                                Not a good day for public figures named Kane
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