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  • #16
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    Originally posted by brookyone View Post
    http://www.twincities.com/News/Break...arged-with-tax

    Not headline news...but good for my Sunday morning laugh. The Kingdom of Heaven...where there are no taxes.
    Pretty sweet gig being a citizen of the Kingdom of Heaven. Not only does it exempt you from paying taxes, it also allows you to claim refunds on false withholdings. Thou shalt not steal, except from the US Treasury.

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    • #17
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      Originally posted by GrinCDXX View Post
      Pretty sweet gig being a citizen of the Kingdom of Heaven. Not only does it exempt you from paying taxes, it also allows you to claim refunds on false withholdings. Thou shalt not steal, except from the US Treasury.
      Does that make her a Saracen, Christian, or Jew?
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      • #18
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        Sriracha maker compares California to communist Vietnam
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        • #19
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          Quite frankly, he's got a point.
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          • #20
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            The city lobbies him to open his hot sauce manufacturing plant within its borders, and then sues him because his hot sauce makes the neighborhood smell like his hot sauce. Amazing. He says that he won't move because the peppers are grown locally there, but he might want to reconsider and see if he can acquire some farm land in a similar climate elsewhere, like Texas, and then move his plant there. Heck, he can setup an irrigation system in the new place, if necessary. With much lower property costs, lower taxes, and lower labor rates, he could probably recoup the costs of the plant move within just a few years.
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            • #21
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              Woman arrested for enrolling in a Texas high school. She's 31! She must really like tater tots.

              http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/3...chool-arrested
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Old Pio View Post
                Woman arrested for enrolling in a Texas high school. She's 31! She must really like tater tots.

                http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/3...chool-arrested
                Story must have been updated...now says she's 34. Which is, you know, so much better...
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                • #23
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                  Originally posted by brookyone View Post
                  http://www.twincities.com/News/Break...arged-with-tax

                  Not headline news...but good for my Sunday morning laugh. The Kingdom of Heaven...where there are no taxes.
                  Old story, but I had to comment on the fact that that's the only article I've seen where the writer leaves their phone number at the end of the article. Usually it's just email and twitter.
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                  • #24
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                    A Laotian Air Force plane has crashed, killing some of the country's top officials
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                    • #25
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                      Sriracha: Not a Public Nuisance

                      The city of Irwindale, CA dismissed a bill that would have declared the plant a public nuisance, citing the need to keep jobs in the city.
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                      • #26
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                        Unleash the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            Unleash the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Critical Thinker View Post
                                First, thou shalt pull out the Holy Pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count to two, excepting that then thou proceed to three. Five is right out. Once three, being the third number, has been reached, then thou lob thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in His sight, shall snuff it.
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