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  • #16
    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    Originally posted by theprofromdover View Post
    Flaggy?
    At the very least, Flaggy's hero.
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    • #17
      Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

      Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
      Well, at least the boy is creative, I'll give him that. Its still not quite Sharks with laser beams, but hell, a flamethrower?? That is impressive in a morbid sort of way.
      Not sure what was more creative - flame thrower or having the other guy stand where the mortar round was set to land. Very Wile E. Coyote of him.
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      • #18
        Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

        Originally posted by SteveP View Post
        Not sure what was more creative - flame thrower or having the other guy stand where the mortar round was set to land. Very Wile E. Coyote of him.
        Yeah, and the fact that they made him just stand there. Didn't mention anything about them restraining him or tying him to a post. Makes you wonder what would have happened to him if he had just jumped out of the way at the last minute. It would have to be something slow and drawn out, like a deli slicer set at its thinnest setting and slowly working on building their own version of the 3D guy.
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        • #19
          Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

          Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
          It now extends to Florida. http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/orla...threat/vCXC5s/
          Wrong thread, again. You really aren't very good at this message board stuff.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
            Wrong thread, again. You really aren't very good at this message board stuff.
            Don't worry, I'm sure board will fix it.

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            • #21
              Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

              So, do we now hear all the panderers in public office raise an outcry over how we need to enact knife-control legislation?

              MURRYSVILLE, Pa. — A student armed with a knife went on a stabbing and slashing spree at a high school near Pittsburgh on Wednesday morning, leaving as many as 20 people injured....All of the victims were expected to survive.
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              • #22
                Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                So, do we now hear all the panderers in public office raise an outcry over how we need to enact knife-control legislation?
                Will it eventually come to hammer control? Will that spell the end to MC Hammer's career?
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                • #23
                  Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                  Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                  Will it eventually come to hammer control? Will that spell the end to MC Hammer's career?
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                  • #24
                    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                    Police: Norton Shores mother had largest meth lab in county history

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                    • #25
                      Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                      instead of enacting knife control we should enact mandatory birth control.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                        Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                        Protestors tased (bro), and cattle killed off. http://21stcenturywire.com/2014/04/1...n-bunkerville/
                        Strike 3.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                          Strike 3.
                          He's not playing by the same rules.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                            Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                            instead of enacting knife control we should enact mandatory birth control.
                            hmm....that's a little-known fact about Margaret Sanger, btw. (a founder of Planned Parenthood). "Those unfit to reproduce should not be allowed to breed":

                            As part of her efforts to promote birth control, Sanger found common cause with proponents of eugenics, believing that they both sought to "assist the race toward the elimination of the unfit." Sanger was a proponent of negative eugenics, which aims to improve human hereditary traits through social intervention by reducing the reproduction of those who were considered unfit. Sanger's eugenic policies included an exclusionary immigration policy, free access to birth control methods and full family planning autonomy for the able-minded, and compulsory segregation or sterilization for the profoundly ********. In her book The Pivot of Civilization, she advocated coercion to prevent the "undeniably feeble-minded" from procreating. Although Sanger supported negative eugenics, she asserted that eugenics alone was not sufficient, and that birth control was essential to achieve her goals. [emphasis added]
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                            • #29
                              Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                              Originally posted by Priceless View Post
                              He's not playing by the same rules.
                              He thinks he's bowling?
                              Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

                                Funny this isn't a national story

                                10-year old kid, black, steps into road and is hit by a truck, driven by a 50+ year old white guy. The driver immediately stops to check on the kid, and is assaulted by 12+ men (all black) to the point that he is now in a coma fighting for his life. By all accounts, this kid should have never stepped foot onto a busy street, and the driver did exactly what he should have done. Now he might pay for it with his life.

                                The police say that race "may" have been the motive behind the attack, but it "isn't a case of vigilantism". WHAT? Reverse the races of all people involved in this, and it would have headlined the national news for the past week and the usual thugs would be screaming for justice. Makes me sick.

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