National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

[burd]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

76% of Minnesota men have had sexual relations with an inflatable John Mariucci doll. 60% of those, believing in Big John's magical powers, wore protection.

[mnstate0fhockey]

76% of Minnesota men have had sexual relations with an inflatable John Mariucci doll. 60% of those, believing in Big John's magical powers, wore protection.

You certainly like to talk about men having sex with men (or in this case male orientated blow up dolls).

[gopher wes]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

But isn't it some sort of Gopher violation to urinate on the great State of the University of Minnesota?

There are varying opinions on this topic. Like I said, maybe he thought he was in sconnie.

[goldy_331]

There are varying opinions on this topic. Like I said, maybe he thought he was in sconnie.

Or that he could hit it from where he was.

[SanTropez]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

42% of NoDak fans go back to being Gopher fans after college...JBSU % is close to 90.

[4four4]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

42% of NoDak fans go back to being Gopher fans after college...JBSU % is close to 90.

Everybody goes back to being a Gopher fan.

[Slap Shot]

Truer words never spoken (written).

There she is.
-Freud

[ScoobyDoo]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

This thread needs another enema. Someone call Roto Rooter.

[cross cheque]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Unless UMTC gets a player from Austria or Grand Forks for next week they are nearly guaranteed to lose.

[Gurtholfin]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

There she is.
-Freud

And there you are, following me around.

Obsession

[Go4PuckFan2.0]

Unless UMTC gets a player from Austria or Grand Forks for next week they are nearly guaranteed to lose.

No need.

It's April, and Hakstool is still the UND coach.

[Brick Tamland]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Dirty still doesn't know the difference between Minnesota and Minneapolis. Sad.

I also had trouble telling the difference between Minnesota and Minneapolis. So I taught myself this simple little way to remember. A butthole can be a specific part of a larger entity, or it can be the whole entity itself. Applied: "That butthole (entity) in maroon and gold just pulled another meaningless "number of players from Minnesota on the _____ team" out of his butthole (specific part of an entity).

[goldy_331]

There are varying opinions on this topic. Like I said, maybe he thought he was in sconnie.

Or that he could hit it from where he was.

[Slap Shot]

And there you are, following me around.

Obsession

What thread is this?

[burd]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

What thread is this?

Hey. For the next 8 days, everyone not from Minnesota is a Sioux fan.

Minnisota? I keep forgetting.