Sochi Olympics Results thread - SPOILERS

Given the extreme time difference between Sochi and the United States, coupled with NBC's love of airing events in prime time and the use of DVR and TiVo to record live events for watching at night, please post results for live events in this thread and keep the other thread for discussion of the Olympics themselves and events that have already aired in the US. If you are reading this thread, you accept responsibility for reading potential spoilers. If you didn't want to read spoilers, it's your own fault for clicking on a link with SPOILERS right in the title.

Just to be clear:

THIS IS THE SPOILER THREAD

[state of hockey]

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The North wins.

[Greyeagle]

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The North wins.

I was hoping this thread would be full of nasty posts and you have to go and make it civil.

[Priceless]

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The North wins.

The boat sinks.
He was dead the whole time.
They were living in the modern world the whole time.
The guy lying in blood in the middle of the floor was really alive.
His father was his sworn enemy (and he kissed his sister).
It was all a fantasy in a snow globe.
It was a dream.
It's a sled.
It's made of people.
She's really a guy.
He's really his dead mother.
It's earth.
They were the ghosts.
He was talking to the villain the whole time.

[JF_Gophers]

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You forgot Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze. Unless that's the last one.

[Priceless]

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You forgot Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze. Unless that's the last one.

Ding.

[Jimjamesak]

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Tyler Durden and The Narrator are the same person.

[Jimjamesak]

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Sephiroth kills Aerith
Samus is a woman
It's a time loop, Squall ends up in the past and tells Edea about Ultimecia which leads to the creation of Garden and SeeDs which leads to Squall going to Garden and becoming a SeeD which leads to Squall traveling to the future to fight Ultimecia which leads to Squall traveling to the past to tell Edea...
Al-Asad detonates a nuclear device and kills Sgt. Jackson (and thousands of others)
The Princess is in another castle
Big Boss is really the bad guy

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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The plot began at the end

[bueller]

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Snape kills Dumbledore
The Princess is in another castle
Soylent Green is people

[joecct]

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I think the USA uniforms are a disgrace.

What? Oh nevermind..

[RaceBoarder]

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Get to da choppa!!!!

[French Rage]

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Gwen Stacy will die in the next Spiderman movie.

[Red Cloud]

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Panzer gets robbed

[LynahFan]

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Joe Thornton was traded.