Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty
Tyler Hirsch's back and nets're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Tyler Hirsch's back)
Dropped his stick and cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Tyler Hirsch's back)
You been spreading lies that he was loon
(Hey-la-day-la Tyler Hirsch's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la Tyler Hirsch's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')
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Now Dirty’s got a problem you see
He can’t control his urge to pee
His mama’s done all that she can
She even tried a big rubberband
But Dirty was to smart for that
He got real mad and wet the cat
So mama took his allowance away
But Dirty said, “You all will pay!”
He went outside to prove them wrong
And stood in traffic with his tiny Dong
And out came his pee on every car
But that’s when Dirty went too far
A police car came a driving by
Dirty peed and waved goodbye
The cops said, “Son, it’s time to stop”
Then Dirty peed right on the cop
The handcuffs hurt as Dirty cried
Some people said, ”His brain is fried!”
Now Dirty’s confined to a basement room
But hey it’s not all gloom and doom
His mama lets him out to see the Sioux
Just be careful or he’ll pee on you too.