Paris Hilton - Team USA Tryout????

[KennyV1967]

Check this one out folks! :eek:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56168

[rinkrat890890]

Check this one out folks! :eek:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56168

Kenny,

Awesome article. Apparently she doesn't use the car service so frequently anymore. She wouldn't be where she is "today" if she did!

[WOODY THE WOODPECKER]

Kenny,

Awesome article. Apparently she doesn't use the car service so frequently anymore. She wouldn't be where she is "today" if she did!

even then her parents were doing a poor job of parenting. and we wonder why young adults do what they do.

[ClOuD 9]

The Hockey East All-Stars vs. USA game was sponsored by Hilton Hotels with the Hilton family in attendance - no Paris though.

As far as Hilton's smarts, her dorm parent, who also is a faculty member, said, "She's no dummy. That's all an act. She was fairly intelligent and probably would have been a fine student."
:rolleyes:

[vellnueve]

The Hockey East All-Stars vs. USA game was sponsored by Hilton Hotels with the Hilton family in attendance - no Paris though.


:rolleyes:

+3 (speaking for Joe/Grant)

[spwood]

Check this one out folks! :eek:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56168

After I picked myself off the floor from laughing (Paris Hilton "played" hockey? Oops...fell out of my chair laughing again), I have been emailing those pictures to every hockey fan I know. Most of them are asking me if the pictures are real or not.

[Hux]

After I picked myself off the floor from laughing (Paris Hilton "played" hockey? Oops...fell out of my chair laughing again), I have been emailing those pictures to every hockey fan I know. Most of them are asking me if the pictures are real or not.

Remember that most prep schools require you to play a sport, and by the sounds of it, she was trying hockey for the first time.

[wihobserver]

ok so for fun let's make some hypothetical predictions...when she gets out of jail which college hockey team will she be heading for??? lol

[winsorhockeydad]

ok so for fun let's make some hypothetical predictions...when she gets out of jail which college hockey team will she be heading for??? lol


How about MIT? And she'll major in organic chemistry, building on her personal knowledge of benzene rings and psychoactive agents.

[vellnueve]

She can't possibly skate worse than she drives... can she?

I'd say she's bound for Syracuse. They're about the only program that could use her (along with every other not quite cold body they can find)

[notfromaroundhere]

What I want to see is how she would try to get out of serving a penalty by getting a medical exemption... Heavens, being locked up in the penalty box? You mean I can't get probation???

[spwood]

What I want to see is how she would try to get out of serving a penalty by getting a medical exemption... Heavens, being locked up in the penalty box? You mean I can't get probation???

Not to mention the clausterphobia.... Plus, if she gets a penalty, does she blame the coach and then fire him like she did her personal assistant?

(Gee, this thread has been fun - it may be the most fun I've ever had on this forum.)

[futurestar]

What I want to see is how she would try to get out of serving a penalty by getting a medical exemption... Heavens, being locked up in the penalty box? You mean I can't get probation???

Is it hard to skate with an ankle bracelet?

[BLW]

How much does a knapsack filled with a million dollar bills weigh?

Wouldn't that slow her down even more?

[hockeyyfan]

Is it hard to skate with an ankle bracelet?

COuldn't play goalie, something about an oversized 5-hole....????