Tools v Lennox

[TA Jen]

So, you say you're getting a divorce*? And your soon-to-be-ex wife wants to trade you her Lennox collection to keep all your tools in the garage?

What are you going to do?


*This poll is does NOT involve any couple (or couple member) who reads or posts on this board.

[Dirty]

What in the world are you talking about?

[Reynolds]

i'm drink and aistill don't get it!

[TA Jen]

What's not to get?

Lennox is white glass figurines.

[ecbrevik]

I think that depends on a case by case situation. How many tools and how many $$$ worth of Lennox? Sentimental value comes into play too (some of my tools belonged to my grandfather, some to my father). In my case, no.

[TA Jen]

I think that depends on a case by case situation. How many tools and how many $$$ worth of Lennox? Sentimental value comes into play too (some of my tools belonged to my grandfather, some to my father). In my case, no.

Lotta Lennox, but a higher value of tools. Many belonging to your dead father.

[Dirty]

Tell her to sell her stupid overpriced glass, go to Sears, buy her own tools and quit being a mooch. Or better yet, tell her to break her stupid overpriced glass and slit her wristbands.

[ecbrevik]

Lotta Lennox, but a higher value of tools. Many belonging to your dead father.
In that case, there's no way in hell I'd give up the tools.

[Reynolds]

take the tools!

[con1977]

Let's see, divorce, my tools, her stupid glass figurines . . . yeah, tell her to go f her self and take the tools.

Edit: One question though (since my answer is based on what I would do)? Has he taken back his testicles, or does the soon to be ex-wife still have custody of them (since if she didnt have custody of his testicles during marriage, she wouldnt even have suggested this ridiculous trade)? Because if the answer is no, then the correct answer for him is #1, and he will become the proud owner of some Lennox figurines.

[St. Clown]

We should be able to vote multiple options. First would the catatonic state of shock, then there would be the hacking.


Also, I first thought this would be some weird poll about who would win, Annie Lennox or Tool? ;)

[HockeyBum]

What in the world are you talking about?

Granted, I'm an idiot, but I've never heard of "Lennox" before this poll. :confused:

[con1977]

We should be able to vote multiple options. First would the catatonic state of shock, then there would be the hacking.


Also, I first thought this would be some weird poll about who would win, Annie Lennox or Tool? ;)

And dont forget hearty laughing and then immediate dialing of friends with a truck and some muscle (or just friends with some muscle if you yourself own a truck) to grab the tools right away and have them stored at a friends house until the divorce if finalized, just in case there is some funny business.

If things still persisted, perhaps when she wasnt looking, id take a few of the figurines, and take them out to the firing range and blow them to smitherines, then mail back the busted shards of glass (can you tell my bad side is a bad place to be? :D).

[moe24]

I would take the Lennox collection. Sell it. Use the money to buy better tools. :D

[USAFA Bulldog]

This may be the single most confusing poll ever.

[ScoobyDoo]

This may be the single most confusing poll ever.
I think that is just because there is a typo in the spelling of Lenox.

http://www.lenox.com/cat/index.cfm?fuseaction=cat&cat=col&code=

From what an attorney once told me fighting over this kind of stuff drives Judges nuts.

[con1977]

I think that is just because there is a typo in the spelling of Lenox.

http://www.lenox.com/cat/index.cfm?fuseaction=cat&cat=col&code=

From what an attorney once told me fighting over this kind of stuff drives Judges nuts.

Thats why this guy, if he still owns his own testicles, doesnt let it get to that. Call the buddies up, take the tools out of the garage and store them at the buddy's place. Problem solved. His tools and his dad's tools, her Lenox targets, I mean, figurines, so this is pretty simple.

[goldy_331]

Now I had heard of Lenox before, but I thought it was stuff like this:

China (http://www.lenox.com/cat/index.cfm?fuseaction=subcat&cat=din&subcat=china&leftNav=1)

[brianvf]

I, too, had never heard of Lennox or Lenox or whatever they're called.

So this poll confused me too.

So, I would take the tools, unless Lenox was valued at some outrageous amount.

I'll take my Lionel trains over some glass figurines anyday though. :)

[St. Clown]

It's not a matter of who wants what. Obviously, the Lenox collection was not purchased by the man. The woman wanted the collectibles. The woman's just being a ***** and playing hardball. She's setting up fights or hoping to skirt around other fights for other things.

My brother went through the same thing with his ex. She was scared of fire, wouldn't step near their grill. What does she pick a fight over? The grill.