Ultimate Tournament - First Round (China Region) - James T. Kirk v. Jean-Luc Picard [Archive]

Rhett

06-11-2006, 09:21 PM

The question nerds have been asking for over a decade... answered!

5 - Captain James Tiberius Kirk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKjCLe8qG4) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Kirk)

12 - Captain Jean-Luc Picard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ttmraScDU) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-luc_Picard)

I hope all enjoy the musical theme. :D

ShirtlessBob

06-11-2006, 10:11 PM

Brenthoven

06-11-2006, 10:22 PM

Any captain who can become the Borg, then recover gets a thumbs up in my book.

Also, "THERE ARE....FOUR....LIGHTS!"

Haunted

06-11-2006, 10:25 PM

I hate Star Trek with a passion. But you gotta go with Kirk here. The dude nailed how many hot alien broads? Come on now, I never saw that French Fry Picard with a single chick.

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Brenthoven

06-11-2006, 10:29 PM

I hate Star Trek with a passion. But you gotta go with Kirk here. The dude nailed how many hot alien broads? Come on now, I never saw that French Fry Picard with a single chick.

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Picard nailed one of his best friend's wife (although, yeah she was a widow, but still).

I see your point, but this isn't a sex contest. It's a kicking asterisk contest.

Haunted

06-11-2006, 10:30 PM

I see your point, but this isn't a sex contest. It's a kicking asterisk contest.
Like the two have nothing to do with each other. Come on. ;)

Brenthoven

06-11-2006, 10:32 PM

Like the two have nothing to do with each other. Come on. ;)

Well, if you're naked with a woman, I don't think you can kick that much arse at that moment. Just sayin'. :p

Haunted

06-11-2006, 10:42 PM

Well, if you're naked with a woman, I don't think you can kick that much arse at that moment. Just sayin'. :p
You're focusing too much on the man on man contact. :p

Brenthoven

06-11-2006, 10:43 PM

You're focusing too much on the man on man contact. :p

Say wha? :confused: Who says you can only kick guys' arses? If one is going to win this tourney, one must not exclude an opponent due to gender/species/etc. :D

Haunted

06-11-2006, 10:46 PM

Say wha? :confused: Who says you can only kick guys' arses? If one is going to win this tourney, one must not exclude an opponent due to gender/species/etc. :D
Speaking of confused... :p

I just think Kirk (since he gets more play) could kick the hell out of that cheese eating surrender monkey Picard. :cool:

Brenthoven

06-11-2006, 10:49 PM

Speaking of confused... :p

I just think Kirk (since he gets more play) could kick the hell out of that cheese eating surrender monkey Picard. :cool:

By that rationale, Ron Jeremy would win this tournament hands down. :p
And that will never happen.

Side note: William Riker (2nd in command in the Next Generation) could kick both these guys' butts. And he nailed Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis). :D

Haunted

06-11-2006, 10:51 PM

By that rationale, Ron Jeremy would win this tournament hands down. :p
And that will never happen.
Well it's a given he'd win. That's why he's not included. Need to make it an actual competition. ;)

Side note: William Riker (2nd in command in the Next Generation) could kick both these guys' butts. And he nailed Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis). :D
Yeah, she had some nice sweater pillows.

Rhett

06-12-2006, 12:32 AM

Side note: William Riker (2nd in command in the Next Generation) could kick both these guys' butts. And he nailed Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis). :D

Donna Troy > Deanna Troi

USAFA Bulldog

06-12-2006, 07:36 AM

By that rationale, Ron Jeremy would win this tournament hands down. :p
And that will never happen.

Side note: William Riker (2nd in command in the Next Generation) could kick both these guys' butts. And he nailed Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis). :D

Both Tasha Yar and Beverly Crusher > Deanna Troi

This one is definitely Kirk.

Brenthoven

06-12-2006, 07:41 AM

Both Tasha Yar and Beverly Crusher > Deanna Troi

This one is definitely Kirk.

Not much for the short hair on Tasha, but that's about it. You may have a point with the good doctor, though.

Doesn't change the fact that Troi > weird alien women. :p

St. Clown

06-12-2006, 08:42 AM

Doesn't change the fact that Troi > weird alien women. :pTroi was a weird alien woman from Betazoid. :p

Still, Picard wins because unlike Kirk, he can deliver both a line from the script without having to pause every two seconds, but also a punch. You saw the stuff where he kicked serious * as a kid. Picard's got game, yo. ;)

Haunted

06-12-2006, 08:44 AM

But he's French.

Brenthoven

06-12-2006, 08:44 AM

Troi was a weird alien woman from Betazoid. :p

Still, Picard wins because unlike Kirk, he can deliver both a line from the script without having to pause every two seconds, but also a punch. You saw the stuff where he kicked serious * as a kid. Picard's got game, yo. ;)

Troi isn't green, doesn't have weird bumps/growths on her head/body, etc. About the only thing wrong is that she states the obvious way too often. So, just get her to shut up and you're fine. :D

Haunted: everyone has their flaws. Kirk. Can't talk like. A regular. Person.

Haunted

06-12-2006, 08:53 AM

So, just get her to shut up and you're fine. :D
Couldn't the same be said for any woman? ;)

Haunted: everyone has their flaws. Kirk. Can't talk like. A regular. Person.
Neither can Sean Connery, but he rules.

Brenthoven

06-12-2006, 08:56 AM

Couldn't the same be said for any woman? ;)

Neither can Sean Connery, but he rules.

1. Haunted (Brenthoven) 8:53, EN.
2. Exception to every rule.