Ultimate Tournament - First Rd (Atlanta Region) - Professor Chaos v. Captain Morgan

[Rhett]

Sorry for the lack of polls the last three days. Hopefully, my work schedule and the new apartment's internet connection make regular updates possible next week. The PC I'm posting from in the interim doesn't have sound, so advance apologies if the sound on the videos is screwy.

1 - Professor Chaos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-leDOcCiwc) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Chaos)

16 - Captain Morgan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT-yFcm6sKA) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Morgan)

[ShirtlessBob]

Sorry for the lack of polls the last three days. Hopefully, my work schedule and the new apartment's internet connection make regular updates possible next week. The PC I'm posting from in the interim doesn't have sound, so advance apologies if the sound on the videos is screwy.

1 - Professor Chaos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-leDOcCiwc) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Chaos)

16 - Captain Morgan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT-yFcm6sKA) (wiki) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Morgan)
I had to go with the Captain; how else was I going to set sail and never leave dry land?

[Brenthoven]

While Chaos causes no REAL harm, that Captain is scary and kinda ga, and is a BK ripoff. I vote Chaos.

[ShirtlessBob]

While Chaos causes no REAL harm, that Captain is scary and kinda ga, and is a BK ripoff. I vote Chaos.
But the Captain can help you win friends and influence people! Not only that, he's a pirate!

[Brenthoven]

But the Captain can help you win friends and influence people! Not only that, he's a pirate!


An asterisk pirate maybe.

The Captain's rum is awesome, he is not.

[jmh]

While the Captain's commercial is a shameless ripoff of the creepy Burger King, he's still awesome.

[ecbrevik]

Bah, the Captain would pump Professor Chaos full of drink til the kid passed out and couldn't fight back.

[jtwcornell91]

While the Captain's commercial is a shameless ripoff of the creepy Burger King, he's still awesome.

Well, it's not a real commercial, right? It's more like a spoof of the King.

I actually like some of the real Captain ads, like the one with "someone she kind of knows from the gym".

[thecomicbookguy]

I had to go with the Captain; how else was I going to set sail and never leave dry land?Simpsons did it.

While Chaos causes no REAL harm, that Captain is scary and kinda ga, and is a BK ripoff. I vote Chaos.Simpsons did it.

But the Captain can help you win friends and influence people! Not only that, he's a pirate!Simpsons did it.

An asterisk pirate maybe.

The Captain's rum is awesome, he is not.Simpsons did it.

While the Captain's commercial is a shameless ripoff of the creepy Burger King, he's still awesome.Simpsons did it!

Bah, the Captain would pump Professor Chaos full of drink til the kid passed out and couldn't fight back.Simpsons did it!

Well, it's not a real commercial, right? It's more like a spoof of the King.

I actually like some of the real Captain ads, like the one with "someone she kind of knows from the gym".Simpsons did it!!

[whiplash529]

as evidenced in the short film, the only thing that can stop professor chaos is a ninja star, which the captain has none of. chaos in a sweep

[BigPieps]

chaos is pure evil.

[The Paragon of Virtue]

It amazes me how little I care who wins this match. If I vote, it probably won't be until tonight, and my decision will be based on a coin flip. ;)

[BigPieps]

Prof Chaos switches people's soup!!! That's evil.

[ShirtlessBob]

Prof Chaos switches people's soup!!! That's evil.
He also tried to flood the world by leaving the garden hose running! Also evil!

But my vote rested on the fact I can have more fun with Captain Morgan!

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

The Captain can outdrink the Professor...

[BigPieps]

this one is a doozy. could a 16 overthrow a 1 seed? crazy!

[ScoobyDoo]

this one is a doozy. could a 16 overthrow a 1 seed? crazy!
This whole contest is a travesty.

[Brenthoven]

The Captain can outdrink the Professor...


...leaving the Captain vulnerable when he passes out for Professor Chaos to.......PUT THE CAPTAIN'S HANDS IN WARM WATER!!! BWAH HAH HAH!

[ShirtlessBob]

...leaving the Captain vulnerable when he passes out for Professor Chaos to.......PUT THE CAPTAIN'S HANDS IN WARM WATER!!! BWAH HAH HAH!
The Captain will appeal to Professor Chaos' weakness of wanting to fit in and offer him a drink. The Professor will start drinking and pass out sooner than the Captain.

[Twitch Boy]

16 over 1 upset looming...

o-ver-ra-ted *clap clap clapclapclap* o-ver-ra-ted *clap clap clapclapclap*...