Michael Vick Has/Transmits Herpes

[WordsSayNothing]

If it turns out to be true, it'd be pretty funny if they're stuck with him as the face of their franchise.

This is the face of the Atlanta Falcons! (And herpes.)

[BC ZamboniGuy Cult]

He is the most overated QB in the history of the NFL. I have never heard so much hype for a QB that can't pass. He runs great, but that 79% qb rating sucks. Being right beind Tim Rattay is not a good thing.

Yeah but that's pretty impressive considering the itching and burning he must feel. :D

Okay, I'll stop now.

[ihw30]

Yeah but that's pretty impressive considering the itching and burning he must feel. :D

Okay, I'll stop now.
HAHAHA. Well played

[WordsSayNothing]

Yeah but that's pretty impressive considering the itching and burning he must feel. :D

Oh...BURN!

[KODZILLA]

Yeah but that's pretty impressive considering the itching and burning he must feel. :D

Okay, I'll stop now.


Thats why he runs so fast...helps sooth the pain.

[GreatLakerMohawk]

Oh...BURN!

No, no....burning is the Clap. Get your VD straight already. :D

[KODZILLA]

No, no....burning is the Clap. Get your VD straight already. :D

From experience I take it? ;)

[UNH#1]

Check this out (Jersey of the Weak) :D :

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/602/602086/jersey-of-the-week-ron-mexico-20050406031734738-000.jpg


Thanks, DTP. You ruined it for all of us! ;) :D

No more Mexico (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/04/14/bc.fbn.ronmexicojerseys.ap/index.html)

matt

[hockeyguy99]

Thanks, DTP. You ruined it for all of us! ;) :D

No more Mexico (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/04/14/bc.fbn.ronmexicojerseys.ap/index.html)

matt

I think the Utica player should try and buy a jersey with his name on it, and sue because they wont let him :D

[Don King]

I am Ron Mexico.



If nobody makes up those signs for a Falcons game next year, they're morons.

[ItalianSioux]

I think if I had to come up with an alias it would be Dirk Vaginahausen

[dropthatpuck]

Thanks, DTP. You ruined it for all of us! ;) :D

No more Mexico (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/04/14/bc.fbn.ronmexicojerseys.ap/index.html)

matt


That is absolutely the worst thing the NFL could do...it's only going to wind fans up even more. Wait until the first Falcons away game :D

[UNH#1]

Maybe it is just because where I live, but when I first heard about this, I couldn't help but think of the Toby Keith song, "What happens down in Mexico, stays in Mexico"... :D

PS: Toby Keith suhhhhhcks.

Matt

[jtwcornell91]

As you wish...NMUs very own...
Dirk "Diggler" (http://newsbureau.nmu.edu/wildcats/biopage.cfm?who=116&sport=mh) ;)

I always though Bernd Brückler's name sounded like Brüggler when Frank M said it, so I used to call him "Dirk Diggler".

But maybe that's just me.

[jtwcornell91]

I love that porn star name thing. I'd be Smokey Wildwood.

We moved around a lot when I was a kid, but I think it's been decided that the best combination for a male porn name is Homer Washington. My sister would be Tiger Delta. My ex-girlfriend and her sister are Sugar Loines and Sugar West. (Because Pumpkin Loines just doesn't sound sexy.)

[jtwcornell91]

How can this thread have gone three pages without anyone mentioning Matt Nickerson? :confused:

[WordsSayNothing]

How can this thread have gone three pages without anyone mentioning Matt Nickerson? :confused:

Because, as funny as making fun of Matt Nickerson is, Vick/Mexico has really gone and taken the cake, even without the consumption of infants. :p :D

[dropthatpuck]

Why this thread? There were 3 with "Vick" in it and this was **** funny.:D

Dogs Fight Back (http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/)

[jmh]

Why this thread? There were 3 with "Vick" in it and this was **** funny.:D

Dogs Fight Back (http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/)

Haha, that's awesome. Gotta love the American entrepreneurial spirit.