Michael Vick Has/Transmits Herpes

[shrader]

Maybe he came up with "Ron Mexico" using the "generate your own porn name" method in which you take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the street you were born on as your last name.

So did Michael Vick have a dog named Ron when he grew up on Mexico Street? :D :p

I love that porn star name thing. I'd be Smokey Wildwood.

[WordsSayNothing]

I love that porn star name thing. I'd be Smokey Wildwood.

And I'd be Bren 110th. ;)

[HumRsky]

I love that porn star name thing. I'd be Smokey Wildwood.
I didn't really have any pets, except a couple hamsters whose names I can't remember and they were my sibling's pets anyway. There way a stray female cat at our cabin for a few years, and if I used that, my name would be Tootsie Clearwater, which wouldn't be too bad for a girl. I could also use my girlfriend's late dog, which I liked a lot, and it would be Thunder Clearwater.

[Sarumite Rex]

I've never cared for my real name (which isn't Sarumite Rex by the way) --
always wanted to be Tommy Montana or Johnny Ringo, or maybe Fast Eddie Gilroy. Yeah, Fast Eddie Gilroy! Or maybe not, let me think about it.

[whiplash529]

couldnt read the article cause you need a login name...

but seriously there's no way this lady could win. where's the law that says you have to tell someone you have herped before you have sex with him? i agree with ihw

[IanAtKDR]

My porn name is Felix Mt. Olivet. BTW, I was born only a few blocks from 69th St. in Queens. If only...... ;) :D

[TerrierByAssociation#2]

My porn name is Felix Mt. Olivet. BTW, I was born only a few blocks from 69th St. in Queens. If only...... ;) :D

Chirpy Cabaret. :D

[WordsSayNothing]

My porn name is Felix Mt. Olivet. BTW, I was born only a few blocks from 69th St. in Queens. If only...... ;) :D

My "110th" comes from 110th St. in Queens. So for me, "if only" is fact. :D

[MavKato]

I don't think Rojo Cottonwood has quite the ring to it that is necessary in porno, although if i lived two blocks to the east, it would have been Arrowwood, and that would be ok.

[shrader]

I don't think Rojo Cottonwood has quite the ring to it that is necessary in porno, although if i lived two blocks to the east, it would have been Arrowwood, and that would be ok.

I'm still waiting for someone to top the name Smokey Wildwood.

[dropthatpuck]

Check this out (Jersey of the Weak) :D :

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/602/602086/jersey-of-the-week-ron-mexico-20050406031734738-000.jpg

[oofakafoo]

I'm still waiting for someone to top the name Smokey Wildwood.

It's more like a girl's name, but it's pretty good:

Sugar Maple

[HowBoutThemDawgs]

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[dropthatpuck]

Only thing that could possibly make this story better is if it Derek Jeter=Ron Mexico.

[BC ZamboniGuy Cult]

I'm sure the Falcons are thrilled about that long-term contract they gave Mr. Mexico.

[oofakafoo]

I'm sure the Falcons are thrilled about that long-term contract they gave Mr. Mexico.

I don't think the Falcons or their fans love him as much as the media. I don't know who those poor ******** are going to crow about now.

[KODZILLA]

I'm sure the Falcons are thrilled about that long-term contract they gave Mr. Mexico.

Could the Falcons void his contract for legal reasons seeing as how it's under the name Michael Vick and clearly not under his true legal indentity of Ron Mexico. I mean he was perscribed medication under that name...what more proof does one need? I think the team might have a case here ;)

[BC ZamboniGuy Cult]

Could the Falcons void his contract for legal reasons seeing as how it's under the name Michael Vick and clearly not under his true legal indentity of Ron Mexico. I mean he was perscribed medication under that name...what more proof does one need? I think the team might have a case here ;)

If it turns out to be true, it'd be pretty funny if they're stuck with him as the face of their franchise.

[ihw30]

He is the most overated QB in the history of the NFL. I have never heard so much hype for a QB that can't pass. He runs great, but that 79% qb rating sucks. Being right beind Tim Rattay is not a good thing.

[KODZILLA]

If it turns out to be true, it'd be pretty funny if they're stuck with him as the face of their franchise.

I can already see the signs in the stands next year "Ron Mexico - he can pass, scramble, and spread". Or stick him on the program with the caption "Ron Mexico, he'll win games and bang your wife. Season tickets now available".